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| ✓ I miss somebody right now. (My pop, My bro, and a few old friends I never see anymore.) | ✓ I don’t watch much TV these days. (Well, I do watch a few shows on the CPU, though. 4 shows total.) | ✓ I own lots of books. (Many, of all sorts – Popcorn to Depp Thought) |
| × I wear glasses or contact lenses. (I did wear reading glasses for a while, but I got better.) | ✓ I love to play video games. (Depends on the game, and my state of mind.) | ✓ I’ve tried marijuana. (Haven’t smoked in a long time, but yup, I’ve tried it.) |
| ✓ I’ve watched porn movies. (I’m not sure I know of anyone over 18 who hasn’t seen one.) | × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Nope.) | ✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Usually.) |
| ✓ I curse sometimes. (But not so much as I used to.) | × I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Not too much. I have changed a lot over the last Decade, however.) | × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Used to, not anymore.) |
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| ✓ I have broken someone’s bones. | × I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Like I’d reveal it here, if I did!) | × I hate the rain. (I love the rain.) |
| ✓ I’m paranoid at times. (Not as much as I used to be, but I do get unreasonably supicious of folks on occasion.) | ✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Maybe to remove some scars.) | ✓ I need/want money right now. (I can always use a few more bucks, even if it’s just to save more for a rainy day.) |
| ✓ I love sushi. (Love is a bit strong. I enoy it.) | × I talk really, really fast. (Generally my mode of speach is a bit slow.) | ✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (After Brushing, of course.) |
| ✓ I have long hair. (But for how long?) | × I have lost money in Las Vegas. | ✓ I have at least one sibling. |
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S. | ✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Clown wig!) | × I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D. (I do like knowing who’s calling ahead of time, though.) |
| ✓ I like the way that I look. (Always room for improvement, of course.) | × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Not that I can recall.) | × I am usually pessimistic. (Nah. I can be a cynic at times, however.) |
| × I have a lot of mood swings. | ✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (I don’t think I’d use one, but it’d be a good way to help improve some of the issues therein.) | ✓ I slept with a roommate. (Well, the roommate was a girlfriend.) |
| ✓ I have a hidden talent. (Good at caregiving) | × I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (I’m fairly laid back, with only small bouts of hyperactivity.) | × I have a lot of friends. (I have a lot of friendly aquaintences… only a few good friends.) |
| ✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Kissing Grampa’s Cheek counts, right?) | × I enjoy talking on the phone. (Wildly variable, usually not, but if it’s someone I enjoy, I’m all for it.) | × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Nah, I wish.) |
| × I love to shop and/or window shop. (Meh. I like to waqlk and look at things, not always in windows, though.) | ✓ I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (at least one entry a day fo about 6 years. yeah, I guess so.) | × I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Not a bit.) |
| ✓ I have a mobile phone. (Yes, and it’s a work-shackle.) | × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I don’t think I’ve done that in six years. or sixteen.) | ✓ I’ve rejected someone before. (Sure. I try to be welcoming at first, until they give me a vibe otherwise, though.) |
| ✓ I currently like/love someone. (I have strong feelings, for sure.) | × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I know what I *want* to do. *Will I do it?* Hope so.) | × I want to have children in the future. (Depends on my mate. I’m getting to the point where it seems unlikely to happen.) |
| ✓ I have changed a diaper before. (I’d guess I’ve changed scores, if not hundreds of diapers.) | × I’ve called the cops on a friend before. (Nope. I have called them on neighbors.) | × I’m not allergic to anything. (Cripes, I’m extra bonus allergic to a lot of stuff.) |
| ✓ I have a lot to learn. (Who the devil doesn’t?) | × I am shy around the opposite sex. (Wildly variable. Shields go up or down depending on percieved feedback and interest in the other person.) | ✓ I’m online 24/7, even as an away message. (Generally, that’s because Newtcam is posting.) |
| × I have at least 5 away messages saved. (nope) | ✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (both.) | × I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past. (Nope.. that’s a no-no in a big way.) |
| × I own the “South Park” movie. (I have in the past, but I gave it away to someone.) | ✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (I’ve avoided some assignments to stare at a blank wall and imagine patterns, too.) | ✓ I enjoy some country music. (Almost all music has *something* of value to it.) |
| × I would die for my best friends. (I seriously doubt it. It depends on the scenario.) | × I’m obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (obsessive, maybe at times. Perfectionist, rarely at best.) | × I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (*snort*) |
| ✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (duh. FREE. CANDY. Plus cute girls dressed up like cats. And Zombie tales!) | × I have dated a close friend’s ex. (nope, that’s a no-no for me, too.) | ✓ I am happy at this moment. (Pretty much, yup. with a side of gofy and a minor mean streak) |
| × I’m obsessed with guys. (Nah, not really.) | × Democrat. (Party Of No Ideas) | × Republican. (Party Of Bad Ideas) |
| × I don’t even know what I am. (I’m a biped!) | × I am punk rockish. (Not really, but I enjoy some of the music.) | × I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (I go for people I go for.) |
| × I study for tests most of the time. (Not if I’ve absorbed the goods already.) | ✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met. (I’ve never really compared methods) | × I can work on a car. (I can change the oil and water!) |
| ✓ I love my job(s). (I love some parts of it.) | ✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (I can use some changes, but I’m mostly good.) | × I have more than just my ears pierced. (I don’t even have my ears pierced!) |
| ✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Abso-friggin-lutely.) | ✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (It was a low bridge, over a deep lake.) | ✓ I love sea turtles. (Yay! Turtles!) |
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Nope.) | ✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (paying for my home in full is a pretty major goal, right?) | × I am proficient on a musical instrument. (I can play tunes on a few… proficient, not so much any more.) |
| × I hate office jobs. (Hate is a strong word. I don’t much like ’em though.) | × I went to college out of state. (FAU, University of Miami, PBCC.) | × I am adopted. (Not that I know of! If I am, I look a lot like my adoptive folks.) |
| × I am a pyro. (no, but fire is pretty.) | × I have thrown up from crying too much. (No, but I have thrown up from pain/shock.) | ✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (yup, and that sucks.) |
| × I fall for the worst people. (No, I like pretty keen people. No Nazis or bunny-boilers or that sort.) | × I adore bright colours. (Adore is a strong word… I tend tp prefer earth tones.) | × I usually like covers better than originals. (Nope. I do dig mash-ups a lot.) |
| × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (That’s a silly thing to hate. Sort of “I HATE BROWN SHOES!”) | ✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (especially my right foot. (I’m left handed.)) | × I can’t whistle. (I can, but I’m bad at staying on key.) |
| ✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden yes, owned no.) | × I still have every journal I’ve ever written in. (I wish. A lot of my stuff from when I was a kid is gone.) | ✓ I talk in my sleep. (once in a blue moon.) |
| × I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (not often. I’ve often thought I was born in the wrong genre, however.) | × I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (not deliberately. I am often distracted.) | × I wear a toe ring. (nope… currently no jewelry.) |
| × I have a tattoo. (I have some nifty scars!) | × I can’t stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (“can’t stand” is too harsh. Actively dislike… closer.) | × I am a caffeine junkie. (nope.. I can do without soda and not get headaches.) |
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I’m not ashamed at all. (Not spiritually, but I am a litle on the granola side.) | × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (no thank you.) | × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (not anything, but I do like toys and little trophies of visits, etc. ticket stubs.) |
| × I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (very seldomly. not a habit. once a year or two?) | ✓ I’m an artist. (extremely subjective. I like to doodle and take pictures, and write, and make people feel things.) | × I am ambidextrous. (Lefty.) |
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Just me, Newt, and covers!) | × If it weren’t for having to see other people naked, I’d live in a nudist colony. (Nah. I prefer light coverage to none.) | × I have terrible teeth. (my teeth are pretty strong and straight.) |
| × I hate my toes. (I think my toes are toes… not hateful. I have no foot-fear or fetish.) | ✓ I did this meme even though I wasn’t tagged by the person who took it before me. | × I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (I have more friendly aquaintences on the internet. More hard-core friends in the flesh.) |
| ✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (States, yes. MA, VA, DC, FL, ME, to name a few.) | × I am extremely flexible. (Mentally, yes. Physically, not so much. I assume they mean physically.) | ✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Depends who’s delivering. Hugs are more plentiful, and more comforting to me in general.) |
| × I want to own my own business. (Not so much, anymore. Too much work for too little return, I think. I’m up to rethinknig it every so often, though.) | × I smoke. (gak. Nope. I don’t mind smokers much, though. pet peeve – PEOPLE WHO FLICK BUTTS ON THE SIDEWALK.) | ✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (I do.) |
| ✓ Nobody has ever said I’m normal. (Not to my recollection.) | ✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (sure I’m a mush.) | × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Proficient? I have more than a few hours invested in them, but it’s been a long time.) |
| × I like the way women look in stylized men’s suits. (Depends on the women.) | ✓ I don’t like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (you mean displeased, I assume.) | ✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (Some folks have called me that.) |
| ✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. | × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (nope.) | × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (nope. Cool concept, but highly unlikely to be true.) |
| × I can’t stand being alone. (I’m cool, if I have Newt) | × I have at least one obsession at any given time. (not really… I do have interests and themes, though.) | × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (nah.) |
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (nah.) | × I’m a judgmental asshole. (I’ve been one at times, but it’s not my standard mode.) | × I’m a HUGE drama-queen. (heck no.) |
| ✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (yup! 3 so far! Europe, North America, South America.) | × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (He’s long dead.) | × I need people to tell me I’m good at something in order to feel that I am. (not a bit… success can be self-evident.) |
| × I am a Libertarian. (Nope. I care about helping my fellow man.) | ✓ I can speak more than one language. (Pig latin and Gibberish!) | ✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (if I’m tired enough, I can totally shut down.) |
| ✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (usually so. Internet doubly so.) | × I like reading fact more than fiction. (Depends on the delivery. I tend ot like stories more than dry facts.) | ✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (In high school, sure.) |
| ✓ I have no piercings. (wasn’t this asked earlier?) | ✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (On the Beach!) | × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (Nope. I ‘m fine with my sex organs.) |
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (Not a miscommunication, just didn’t want to do anything with anyone.) | × There have been times when I have wondered “Why was I born?” and may/may not have cried over it. (Nah.) | ✓ I like most animals better than most people. (I certainly give them more leeway.) |
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles. (I used to have a few, but not any more.) | × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (Shiver? Nope. Say “Ugh, I guess I should”, yup.) | ✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (On more than one occasion. Usually bait.) |
| × I am compulsively honest. (I’m pretty honest. Compulsively? Not sure.) | × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (not that I know of.) | × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (Maybe at a beach party? Doubtful.) |
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (erm, not that I can remember.) | × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Nope. Strictly Hetero. .) | × I sometimes won’t sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Can’t say as I’ve ever forgotten to sleep.) |
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (I can sleep pretty easily.) | × I dislike milk. (eh.) | × I obsessively wash my hands. (Nope, but I try to make sure to do so after being in the latrine or before eating.) |
| ✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (A few things. Newt whisker. Pictures of people I care for.) | × Sometimes I’d rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (Never really occurred to me, but it could be fun in a lex luthor sort of way.) | ✓ I’ve pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (I do try to pick up on things.) |
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (uh, no.) | × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (no, this quiz was pre-formatted.) | ✓ I’ve liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (I suspect everyone is guilty of this on some level.) |
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. | × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (depends on the person. if they’re a professional victim, I get tired pretty quick.) | × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (nope… I’ve seen ’em in person) |
| × I do not ‘get’ most comedy acts. | ✓ I don’t think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Well, they’re not dancing for the heck of it… so it’s not greedy. It’s only slutty if they do “more than dance”.) | × I don’t like to chew gum. (no preference. I like gum if I want a minty snack, and it’s handy.) |
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can’t wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (I doubt a time machine will ever get built. Maybe a “time viewer” that lets you look back somehow? I’d be interested in seeing it.) | × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (I walk, no worries!) | × I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Aw, Heck no.) |
| ✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (couldn’t hurt.) | × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (I did at one point, but it’s been a long time.) | × I love to sing. (to myself of Newt, sure. If I’ve sung to a person over the phone, I like ’em a *lot*.) |
| × I want to live in my mother’s basement when I grow up. (no, and I’m in florida. no basement.) | ✓ I have a custom-built computer. | × I want to create a certain someone’s babies, even though there’s a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. |
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Newt’s my son. That’d be the only relationship there!) | ✓ I’ve gone skinny-dipping. (Sure) | ✓ I’ve performed in three plays. (I’ve been in more than three, back in school.) |
| ✓ I enjoy burritos. (Leetle Burros!) | × I’m Irish and loving it. (I like the Irish!) | ✓ I have a thing for redheads. (Rawr.) |
| × I am a twin! (Nope. Though I once claimed to be in the 3rd grade.) | × Most of the times, I’d rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically ‘fun’. (Monkey beats Robot this time.) | × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Usually I have to multitask.) |
| × I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (sometimes, but not right now.) | × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Nope! I’m about 6-8 hours.) | × I wish I could be prouder of what I’ve accomplished, but it’s never enough. (I’m pretty ok with where I’ve gone and what l’ve done thus far.) |
| × I need more time to myself. (I’ve got just the right amount of that.) | × I wish I was more open-minded. (I think It’s open to a reasonable degree.) | × I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Already have, a bit!`) |
| ✓ I download songs from the internet. (frequently) | × I’ve just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (no idea what that is.) | × I say random things to freak people out. (I like to be silly, but not scary.) |
| × I’m still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (Still don’t know it.) | × I love playing Truth or Dare. (Meh, I prefer Pirates!!) | × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (I’m about even.) |
| ✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (It can remind me of being alone, too.) | ✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Chase Newt?) | ✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Yeah, I’m pretty tuckered out, now.) |
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (some of my LJ friends are Real-life ones!) | × I can only hate someone that I love. (Nope, I can’t say as I love anyone that I hate.) | × I’ve ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Iced Chai!) |
