Barbarian: (taking watch)

Fey: (emerges from dark woods)

Barbarian: Oooh, I like your big creepy antlers!

Fey: wh¥ thånk ¥ou må i håvê \our ñåmê?

Barbarian: Heck yeah! It’s Dickbutt VonDickbutt McDickbutt!

Fey:

Fey: ñow listên hêrê \ou littlê shit

Barbarian: Esquire

(My bride is a Barbarian queen.)

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