Barbarian: (taking watch)
Fey: (emerges from dark woods)
Barbarian: Oooh, I like your big creepy antlers!
Fey: wh¥ thånk ¥ou må i håvê \our ñåmê?
Barbarian: Heck yeah! It’s Dickbutt VonDickbutt McDickbutt!
Fey:
Fey: ñow listên hêrê \ou littlê shit
Barbarian: Esquire
(My bride is a Barbarian queen.)