Barbarian: (taking watch)

Fey: (emerges from dark woods)

Barbarian: Oooh, I like your big creepy antlers!

Fey: wh¥ thånk ¥ou må i håvê \our ñåmê?

Barbarian: Heck yeah! It’s Dickbutt VonDickbutt McDickbutt!

Fey:

Fey: ñow listên hêrê \ou littlê shit

Barbarian: Esquire

(My bride is a Barbarian queen.)

Day 20,498

A wee dragon the day after St. Paddy’s, burning off some of that Guinness.

Based in no small part on –

Elon Musk, who was once worth over $320 billion, has seen his fortune plunge by $200 billion, setting a new world record for the largest personal wealth loss in history.

Insert Simpsons ‘Haw-haw’ here

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/news/content/ar-AA1B9I2E?ocid=sapphireappshare