Around 60 people agreed to stab Julius Caesar. At the end of it, Caesar’s body only had 23 stab wounds. Even back then, not all the members for a group project would do their part.

18 years ago today. I was stalked by a chicken with an umbrella.

I never did find out who my chicken stalker was.

Today in history, in 44 BC, Julius Caesar was stabbed 23 times by a mob of sixty to seventy Roman senators.

I’m just saying.

First, it was “no taxes on tips or overtime!”

Then, it was $5,000 checks from DOGE.

Now, it’s “no taxes for people making less than $150,000.”

Next up: free ponies

Just seen on my walk home – a tesla vehicle with a bumper sticker that read “Anti-Elon tesla club”

Painted pig update –

Missed it being black with gold paint saying happy birthday Edna. (Last weekend)

#salemva #paintedpig #towntradition #graffiti
#tarheels #blue #white

Painted pig update – Missed it being black with gold paint saying happy birthday Edna. (Last weekend)#salemva #paintedpig #towntradition #graffiti #tarheels #blue #white

— Scottobear (@scottobear.bsky.social) 2025-03-14T18:27:29.141Z