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Morning Zep Break… :)

For my sweetheart –


Led Zeppelin
Ii

Thank You

If the sun refused to shine,
I would still be loving you.
When mountains crumble to the sea,
There will still be you and me.

Kind woman, I give you my all,
Kind woman, nothing more.

Little drops of rain whisper of the pain,
Tears of loves lost in the days gone by.
My love is strong, with you there is no wrong,
Together we shall go until we die.
My, my, my,
An inspiration is what you are to me,
Inspiration, look see.

And so today, my world it smiles,
Your hand in mine, we walk the miles,
Thanks to you it will be done,
For you to me are the only one.
Happiness, no more be sad,
Happiness….I’m glad.

If the sun refused to shine,
I would still be loving you.
When mountains crumble to the sea,
There will still be you and me.

evil news.

German University Remembers the Good Old Days
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The University of Bonn has caused outrage by naming Joseph Goebbels, the Nazis’ propaganda chief and fanatical anti-Semite, as one of its most famous alumni in an advertising drive for new students.

Describing its well-known “old boy,” the brochure says: “Goebbels was a student of the philosophy department from 1917 to 1918. From 1933 to 1945 the close friend of Hitler became propaganda minister and was responsible for Gleichschaltung, the forcing into line of the media and cultural life.”

Protests Against Little Catholic Schoolgirls Turn Violent
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Irate Protestants hurling stones and abuse terrorized scores of Roman Catholic girls for a second day Tuesday as they walked to school under massive security in Belfast.

Columns of military trucks and police with riot shields formed a corridor for the children, some as young as three, to enter a school in a Protestant area of north Belfast, where there was widespread rioting overnight.

“And let’s remember it’s small girls going to school.”

Japanese Try To Justify Masturbation, Tentacles Next!
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Toss away all those old wives’ tales promising hairy palms and short sightedness and simply toss away. Masturbation is good for guys, if Spa! (9/5) is anything to go by. Not only can a regular jerk apparently make a man in his 30s more attractive to women, it can also make him healthier and a better worker. In short, it seems a quick tug can indeed be a great helping hand in the quest for a successful life.

Turkish Reality TV: Minimum Wage Survivor
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ISTANBUL, Turkey (AP) — In a new twist to reality television, a Turkish show is pitting two middle class couples against each other to see who can survive on the country’s minimum wage of $84 a month.

Corporations Copyright Individual Alphabet Letters
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Who owns the letters of the alphabet? It sounds like a silly question, but courts around the world are grappling with it.

Just last month, for instance, a German publisher sued in the United States to claim the letter O, and a British judge awarded the initials WWF to the World Wildlife Fund, to the consternation of the World Wrestling Federation.

“It’s like ‘Sesame Street,’ ” said Susan P. Crawford, an expert in international intellectual property law in Washington. The law, she suggested, is in the process of turning the show’s whimsical tag lines — “brought to you by the letter O,” say — into something more serious.

Pygmies are REEEEAAAALLLLL!!!!

since my poll,here Pygmies were believed to exist by fewer people than angels, aliens, psychics, ghosts, and demons.

I have to help to correct this error, and then go to bed.

Believe in Pygmies! they're real!

Pygmies live in some of the most inhospitable forests of eastern Congo. They have been known to the western world since the Greek poet Homer wrote about them in the 8th century B.C. but it was only with the European conquest of Africa that they hit western consciousness in a big way.

Anthropologists define pygmies where full normal growth results in an average male height of less than 1.50 meters, or 59 inches. Folk thinking has automatically assumed that these hunter-gatherers, who live deep in the jungle, are the most primitive members of the human race, or even an earlier evolutionary stage. But archaeologists have never discovered races of true pygmy size in prehistory. They were the first known inhabitants of Congo, however, both the Bantu and the Nilotic tribes that make up the rest of the population coming after them.

Mortality among children is very high, and even among those who make it to adulthood, lifespans over 50 are rare. Pygmies are very communal – children are passed around the tribe to get to know all the adults intimately, and women sometimes call on each other to act as wet nurses for their children. The Efe pygmies near Epulu in Haut-Zaire province are known to other Congolese for being addicted to tobacco – they will often work three or four hours in a peasant’s field in exchange for one tobacco leaf. Pygmies speak a variety of languages, usually adapting the dialect of their neighboring settled tribes.

that said, I’m a going to bed.

pleading insanity? I bet the gay community will love this.

Anne Heche, who married a cameraman over the weekend, is now explaining that she has suffered from multiple personalities throughout her life and was insane during her three-year relationship with Ellen DeGeneres. On her current mental state, she insists: “I’m all here.” {She was later seen introducing herself as Morton and trying to bite into a piece of wedding cake with her ear.}

Seriously, I wish her the best of luck, and health.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/2001-09-04-heche.htm

http://bignosebird.com/apache/a16.shtml

Stopping People from Using Your Images on their Web Pages. (Bandwidth Theft)

If you have some nice graphics on your site, you might notice that other webmasters, usually newbies are having their readers pull the graphics directly from your site. If your bandwith is metered, then you are paying to support somebody else’s site! Depending on how busy that other site is, it can also place additional load on your server.

http://cgi.resourceindex.com/Programs_and_Scripts/Perl/Logging_Accesses_and_Statistics/
Something I’ve been noticing lately… and I’m occasionally guilty of it myself. No longer. From now on, I’ll post a link to the site, or copy the pic and use it locally.

http://www.winappslist.com/webauthoring/log_analyzers.htm

Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear. Honorifics and formal politeness provide lubrication where people rub together. Often, the very young, the untraveled, the naive, the unsophisticated deplore these formalities as ’empty’ or ‘meaningless’, or ‘dishonest’ and scorn the use of them. No matter how ‘pure’ their motives, they thereby throw sand into machinery that does not work too well at best.

Am I evil for doing this? Can you hear the song in your mind? What memories does it recall?

Rhinestone Cowboy
Words & Music by Larry Weiss
Sung by Glen Campbell

I’ve been walkin’ these streets so long
Singin’ the same old song
I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of Broadway
Where hustle’s the name of the game
And nice guys get washed away like the snow and the rain
There’s been a load of compromisin’
On the road to my horizon
But I’m gonna be where the lights are shinin’ on me

Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Getting cards and letters from people I don’t even know
And offers comin’ over the phone

Well, I really don’t mind the rain
And a smile can hide all the pain
But you’re down when you’re ridin’ the train that’s takin’ the long way
And I dream of the things I’ll do
With a subway token and a dollar tucked inside my shoe
There’ll be a load of compromisin’
On the road to my horizon
But I’m gonna be where the lights are shinin’ on me

Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Rhinestone cowboy
Gettin’ cards and letters from people I don’t even know
And offers comin’ over the phone

Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo

Rhinestone cowboy
Gettin’ cards and letters from people I don’t even know

a liverish contretemps (like a LJ scandal. :))

contretemps KAHN-truh-tahn, noun;
plural contretemps -tahnz:
An inopportune or embarrassing situation or event; a hitch.

Contretemps comes from French, from contre, “against” (from Latin contra) + temps, “time” (from Latin tempus).

liverish LIV-eh-ish adjective

1. Resembling liver, especially in color.

2. Ill-natured, grouchy.

From Middle English, Old English lifer + -ish. From the former belief that such disposition was a symptom of excess secretion of bile due to liver disorder.

good night. :)

Off to bed with me.

bored? read my comics page

this just in –

September 14, 2001 – MIAMI BEACH COMMUNITY CHURCH (hosted by BOOKS & BOOKS). Bruce is doing a BOOK SIGNING from 7:00 – 10:00pm.

For info, please call 305-538-4511.
MIAMI BEACH COMMUNITY CHURCH
1620 Drexel Ave.
Miami Beach, FL 33139

Bruce Campbell, signing If Chins Could Kill.

I’m going to try to be there, but it’s Miami. ugh. a more wretched hive of scum and villainy… Still in the air. We’ll see. Wait a minute!

September 14-16, 2001 – VULKON at the Sheraton Ft. Lauderdale Airport, Ft. Lauderdale, FL. Bruce is scheduled to appear on 9/15 & 16 with a Q&A and Auto. Session on both days. There will be no Book Signing in the Dealers Room on 9/16.

http://www.vulkon.com/ftlauderdale/ft-stars.htm – I’d much rather wade through con-folk and such than contend with high crime…Maybe I’ll take pictures, so I can show any con-virgins what I mean about gamers, and fandom in general.

curious

What would you think of a world where, in 1934, the United States didn’t pass the National Firearms Act and ban “gangster weapons” (sawed-off shotguns, brass knuckles, switchblades, and so on) and instead passed the National Vigilance Act, expanding the powers and responsibilities of individuals to perform citizens’ arrests. Fast forward to the present, where law enforcement is a privatized government-regulated than government-controlled venture and pulpish heroes and masked avengers abound.

Back from my errands.
Picked up some cleaning supplies for the bathroom, I ran out of tilex.
Got an area rug, and a futon for the living room… plus a indoor doormat to match the area rug.
minor groceries, just fluids & cereal, really
some trinkets of happiness for newt (plastic bags to play in, and milk rings) myself (the cereal toy… looks like a digital watch) and for my sweetheart(not tellin’..she’ll have to drag it out of me or romance it out. 😉

Thought a bit more on Jack & Liz’s story… I’d like to see if I can get the effect of changeling in there, minus the amnesia. Trying to write more as a semi-script for a film or movie, too, just to get the feel of it.

Pondering the coming days of gifties… my brother, Kevin, Newt, Moonflower, and Mom are all coming in the next few months. I was at K-mart today, and saw all sorts of kung-fu DVDs for cheap (like $5 per…) and I showed some restraint. but… I could get 5 or 10 of ’em for Kev, and that’d make him happy. He likes chop-socky kung-fu more than I do. Maybe that, and or a video game.. easily enough done.

Derek… I wonder if he’d prefer cash to a gift, as he’s going through tight times right now. I offer to give him cash now and then, but I think he feels guilty for taking it… He will if he’s starving but not a moment before. maybe money and a nicely written letter. I don’t know.. I could get him a sound card, too… he’s still using a mute system.

Newt, he’s not in the picture until the first week of October. I can’t believe he’s going to be 2! The simplest to shop for… Nip, toys, and lots and lots of love.

You’ll never see Hasbro or Lucasfilm release this figure set. (one bubble cuz they’re compact) Mmmm, I get hungry just thinkin’ bout ’em! They are as crispy and smokey-licious as they can be. Chock full of carbon too, we like to call ’em Tatooine Crisps / Imperial Style–Extra smokeeeey. Get em before they’re all et up!

picture here…

viscerally doughty. :)

visceral VIS-er-uhl adjective

1. Related to viscera.

2. Instinctive, not reasoning or intellectual.

3. Dealing with base emotions; earthy, crude.

From Medieval Latin visceralis, from Latin viscera (internal organs), plural of viscus (flesh). From the belief that viscera were the seat of emotions.

doughty DOW-tee, adjective:

Marked by fearless resolution; valiant; brave.

Doughty comes from Old English dohtig, “brave, valiant, fit.”