Thanksgiving turkey pardon after a little good-natured threats with the poleaxe and cyber-shears. Harold wonders what a vegetable has to do to get pardoned… some of his best friends are potatoes. Sisto is just glad that pie is so criminally delicious, he will have no problem gobble-gobbling that up.
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Astonishing Tales #5 (Lieber/Tuska, Apr 1971). I don’t understand why the Red Skull thought conquering Doctor Doom’s country was a good idea. It’s a tiny nation, it’s unclear if they have any remarkable resources, its citizens have been oppressed… and when you pass through customs, you’re gonna piss off an A-list supervillain who dabbles in science AND magic. What was the plan here?!
futureme.org, you can use it to “send emails to the future you”. been using it for almost 3 years. It helps put into perspective how much has changed over the course of a year.
photopea Online image editor with Photoshop feature.
12ft It bypasses all paywalls and removes all ads from any webpage I have found. Show me a 10ft paywall, I’ll show you a 12ft ladder. No install, just copy and paste your link
oldgamesdownload : This website has every single pc game from the 70’s,80’s,90’s till the early 2000’s.
flightradar24 : Wondering where that plane, jet, or helicopter is going? Check them out (NOTE :Dont buy anything on that site just use it for further info only)
unsplash : Tons of free-to-use images of damn near everything.
Use the library for everything you can: textbooks, movies, games, music