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less of the former, more of the latter, please! eye dialect & latitudinarian

eye dialect eye-DY-uh-lekt noun

Unusual or nonstandard spelling to represent an uneducated or youthful speaker or to convey dialectal or colloquial speech.

Examples: wuz for was, wimmin (women), enuff (enough), warez (wares), peepul (people), Strine (Australian).

[First used in print by George Phillip Krapp (1872-1934) in The English Language in America to denote spellings in which “the convention violated is one of the eyes, not of the ear.”]

latitudinarian lat-uh-too-din-AIR-ee-un; -tyoo-, adjective:

Having or expressing broad and tolerant views, especially in religious matters.

noun:
1. A person who is broad-minded and tolerant; one who displays freedom in thinking, especially in religious matters.
2. (Often capitalized) A member of the Church of England, in the time of Charles II, who adopted more liberal notions in respect to the authority, government, and doctrines of the church than generally prevailed.

Latitudinarian comes from Latin latitudo, latitudin-, “latitude” (from latus, “broad, wide”) + the suffix -arian.

evil news, yes indeedy. Word of the day, too – arrant

Today’s evil news is brought to you by the color brown, the letter schwa, and the number 2012.

But first, the Word of the day.

arrant AR-unt, adjective:
Thoroughgoing; downright; out-and-out; confirmed; extreme; notorious.

Arrant was originally a variant spelling of errant, meaning “wandering.” It was first applied to vagabonds, as an arrant (or errant) rogue or thief, and hence passed gradually into its present sense. It ultimately derives from Latin iter, “a journey.”

And now… the evil news.

Boy Sentenced To Life Without A Crappy Job
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Shawn Barker, 16, was ordered to not seek employment in the food-service industry.
Using a police officer’s soft drink as a spittoon will cost Shawn Barker 100 hours of community service and a letter of apology.
But he won’t get detention, a court ruled yesterday.

Fighting a Real World
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The time, 10:53pm, shines in luminous yellow light against a Lite Brite-blue background on the A.Z. Zenith Currency Exchange sign. Next door, what has become the infamous “Real World” house stands like a de facto king’s castle, the Friday-night-trafficked North Avenue its moat. Across the street, a crowd has been gathering for about forty minutes. Somewhere between 300 and 400 people congregate here. A curious mix of activist types sporting cut-off shorts and shoulder bags, cherub-faced alternative boys and girls who could easily be seen in a suburban mall, a handful of clubbers poured into skin-tight tank tops and requisite black pants, and patrons from the bar next door (in Structure shirts and Dockers) commingle, watching the house as if it were a giant television. In the currency exchange lot, a dozen cops, with arms akimbo or folded, survey the crowd. “You call this a protest?” one officer wonders aloud. “You ever see that show ‘Jackass’?” another officer asks. “I’d like to see some of that.”

The article has much more, its really long and brings up many good points.

Morons Left To Come Up With Own Ways To Hurt Themselves
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MTV’s controversial stunt show “Jackass” is no more.
The show’s star, Johnny Knoxville, whose real name is P.J. Clapp, called it quits late last week for a career in movies. The last original episode of “Jackass” aired Sunday night.
“We told [MTV] we would do specials down the road,” Knoxville told the Knoxville News-Sentinel. “But this is enough. We have done enough.”

Korean Pinky Protest (it bears repeating…)
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Draped in national flags, 20 men each chopped off their little finger Monday in anger over Japanese textbooks that allegedly gloss over atrocities by Japanese soldiers during World War II.
South Korea is upset by failure in those textbooks to mention the many Korean women who were forced into sexual slavery for Japanese soldiers during World War II.

Heavy Metal Fans To Be Medicated
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Malaysia will medicate youths it says belong to a Satanic heavy metal music cult, a newspaper said today.
About 150 alleged “Black Metal” members from 15 schools would begin a program used for drug addicts from Tuesday, the New Straits Times said.
“A private company will sponsor the treatment program. The medicine has been tested on drug addicts and found to be effective in stimulating their thinking,” said Fadzil Hanafi, an official in northern Kedah state.

Reading Writing Burning Alive
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Teachers in the eastern Indian state of Orissa are being urged not to use suicide as a means of protest against educational reforms. Seven teachers were badly burned on Friday when they tried to set themselves alight in protest at being made unemployed.

Trying to Set a Breastfeeding Record
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Did you know there’s a world record for the most babies breast-fed together?
Susan Spencer didn’t, until her 9-year-old grandson received a copy of the latest Guinness Book of Records for Christmas. Listed under the Teamwork section between blurbs on teeth cleaning and sign language, the published record for Most Babies Breast-fed Simultaneously was set two years ago by a group of 388 breast-feeding mothers in Adelaide, Australia. Reading that gave Spencer, who works for a breastfeeding coalition here, an idea. With August being World Breastfeeding Awareness Month, why not try to break the world record?

Me Bum Went Psycho and Children Can’t Read About It
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A new children’s book called The Day My Bum Went Psycho has been withdrawn as the drawcard of the annual campaign to inspire children to read and write.

It’s just a baby’s bottom and what I find really disturbing is that somebody would find that disturbing.

well, now I know.

ketch·up (kchp, kch-) also catch·up (kchp, kch-) or cat·sup (ktsp, kchp, kch-)

n.
A condiment consisting of a thick, smooth-textured, spicy sauce usually made from tomatoes.

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[Probably Malay kicap, fish sauce, possibly from Chinese (Cantonese) k-chap, equivalent to Chinese (Mandarin) qié, eggplant + Chinese (Mandarin) zh, sap, gravy.]
Word History: The word ketchup exemplifies the types of modifications that can take place in borrowingboth of words and substances. The source of our word ketchup may be the Malay word kchap, possibly taken into Malay from the Cantonese dialect of Chinese. Kchap, like ketchup, was a sauce, but one without tomatoes; rather, it contained fish brine, herbs, and spices. Sailors seem to have brought the sauce to Europe, where it was made with locally available ingredients such as the juice of mushrooms or walnuts. At some unknown point, when the juice of tomatoes was first used, ketchup as we know it was born. But it is important to realize that in the 18th and 19th centuries ketchup was a generic term for sauces whose only common ingredient was vinegar. The word is first recorded in English in 1690 in the form catchup, in 1711 in the form ketchup, and in 1730 in the form catsup. All three spelling variants of this foreign borrowing remain current.

Hobson-Jobson & suasion

suasion SWAY-zhun, noun:
The act of persuading; persuasion.

Suasion comes from Latin suasio, from suadere, “to present in a pleasing manner,” hence, “to advise.” It is related to suave, “gracious or agreeable in manner.”

Hobson-Jobson HOB-suhn JOB-suhn noun

Adaptation of a foreign word or phrase to fit the sound and spelling patterns of the borrowing language.

From the title of a book of the same name.

Examples –

Juggernaut from Sanskrit Jagannatha.
Plonk (cheap wine) from French [vin] blanc.
Mary Jane/Mary Warner/Mary Jane Warner for Mexican/Spanish marijuana.
Hocus-pocus from Latin hoc est corpus.

word of the day – cavort

cavort kuh-VORT, intransitive verb:
1. To bound or prance about.
2. To have lively or boisterous fun; to behave in a high-spirited, festive manner.

Cavort is perhaps an alteration of curvet, “a light leap by a horse” (with the back arched or curved), from Italian corvetta, “a little curve,” from Middle French courbette, from courber, “to curve,” from Latin curvare, “to bend, to curve,” from curvus, “curved, bent.”

deracinate & cormorant

deracinate dee-RAS-uh-nayt, transitive verb:
1. To pluck up by the roots; to uproot; to extirpate.
2. To displace from one’s native or accustomed environment.

Deracinate comes from Middle French desraciner, from des-, “from” (from Latin de-) + racine, “root” (from Late Latin radicina, from Latin radix, radic-). The noun form is deracination.

cormorant KOR-muhr-uhnt noun

1. Any of the seabirds of the family Phalacrocoracidae, having a hooked bill with a pouch under it, a long neck and webbed feet.
2. A greedy person.

Middle English cormeraunt, from Middle French cormorant, from Old French cormareng, from corp, raven + marenc, of the sea, from Latin marinus.

And so, may evil beware and may good dress warmly and eat lots of fresh vegetables.

Be CAREFUL, the next time someone tells you you’re full of crap, they may be right. It is estimated that the average person has between 3 and 8 undigested meals in his or her colon at any given time.

the bottle!! – Not my kind of superhero… but maybe the kind I’d be.

BATBOY!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/batboy/index.cfm

Last but not least —

Aint It Cool News has a report on an upcoming flick titled Bubba Ho Tep. Elvis and JFK, neither of whom are really dead, team up to battle a redneck mummy who’s stealing the life force from nursing home patients. As if this alone weren’t tabloid-riffic, the Great One himself — Bruce Campbell — is playing a jumpsuited, 70s-style Elvis!

words of the day – scud & agon

scud (skud) verb intr.

1. To run or move swiftly.
2. In nautical parlance, to run before a gale with little or no sail set.

noun

1. The act of scudding.
2. Clouds, rain, mist, etc. driven by the wind.
3. Low clouds beneath another cloud layer.

Uncertain origin, possibly from Middle Low German schudden, to shake.

agon AH-gahn; ah-GOHN,
plural agones uh-GOH-neez noun:

A struggle or contest; conflict; especially between the protagonist and antagonist in a literary work.

Agon comes from Greek agon, “a struggle or contest.” It is related to agony.

I prefer to scud around the multiple LJ agones that seem to pop up like mushrooms after a rainstorm.

When Dinos Roamed America

What Dinosaur lived in your backyard?

I got –

Ichthyosaurus
Lived about 230-65 million years ago.

Description: The sharp-toothed Ichthyosaurus swam the seas with staggering speed, reaching 25 mph with a few tail flicks, and used this swiftness to make meals of many a fish and octopus. It grew 6 feet long and weighed 200 pounds, and had large ear bones and eye cavities, which indicate it had acute senses of sight and sound. Unlike dinosaurs, it gave birth to live young.

some words of the day – caterwaul & vexatious

caterwaul KAT-ur-wol, intransitive verb:
1. To make a harsh cry.
2. To have a noisy argument.

noun:
A shrill, discordant sound.

Caterwaul is from Middle English caterwawen, “to cry as a cat,” either from Medieval Dutch kater, “tomcat” + Dutch wauwelen, “to tattle,” or for catawail, from cat-wail, “to wail like a cat.”

vexatious vek-SAY-shuhs adjective

1. Causing vexation or irritation.

2. A legal action instituted on insufficient grounds and brought solely to annoy the defendant.

From Middle English vexacioun, from Latin vexation, from vexatus, past participle of vexare, to vex.

word of the day – inculpate

inculpate (in-KUHL-payt) verb tr.

To accuse; to incriminate.

[From Late Latin inculpatus, from Latin in- + culpatus, past participle of culpare to blame, from culpa fault.]

“`It had not been there the morning before.’ `How do you know?’
`Because I tidied out the wardrobe.’ `That is final. Then someone came
into your room and placed the pistol there in order to inculpate you.'”
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Problem of Thor Bridge.

from queso-

In a bold — and necessary — move, the editors of four of the biggest medical journals are taking a stand and demanding the guaranteed scientific independence of researchers who publish drug company-sponsored clinical studies. It’s a tricky realm in which to tread. Big pharmaceuticals have become the largest funder of scientific research, and to lose that source of funding would be a big hit to American biomedical research… that being said, corporate self-interest should not be able to dictate which medications make it onto the market in the U.S., and which are put on the market despite evidence of their failure.

About dang time, says I.

words of the day – warren & militate

militate MIL-ih-tayt, intransitive verb:
To have force or influence.

Militate comes from Latin militatus, past participle of militare, “to serve as a soldier,” from miles, milit-, “a soldier.”

warren WOR-ehn noun:

1. A place where rabbits live or are kept.
2. A building or area that is overcrowded or has a complicated layout.

From Middle English warenne, area for breeding game, from Old French, possibly of Germanic origin.