NDA use in Roanoke county re:land purchases

I asked a lawyer friend “What possible legitimate reason could Roanoke County have to allow for an NDA?, re:this situation

https://www.wdbj7.com/2026/09/16/roanoke-county-under-nda-after-land-sale-wood-haven-tech-park-leaving-neighbors-demanding-answers/

This is what the lawyer told me-

“In municipal economic development, nondisclosure agreements are standard practice primarily to prevent real estate speculation and protect corporate strategy. If a major company publicly announces its plans too early, neighboring property owners will often skyrocket their asking prices for necessary adjacent land, road rights of way, or utility easements.

Additionally, the anonymity keeps competitors from discovering a company’s expansion plans or aggressively bidding against them for local resources and contractor labor.

Furthermore, keeping negotiations confidential protects both the local government and the business while they hammer out complex tax incentives and infrastructure agreements. State laws, including Virginia’s Freedom of Information Act, specifically allow for this secrecy. If a municipality could not guarantee confidentiality during early negotiations, businesses would simply take their projects, along with the potential tax revenue and jobs, to a state that would.”

So- Long story short, NDAs are used to stop local property owners from instantly raising real estate prices and to keep competitors from sabotaging the company’s expansion plans. They give the city and the business a safe, legally protected space to negotiate complex tax deals and infrastructure needs before going public.

Still stinks to me, though.

Cool Uncle vs “Unc Status”

I recently received a very sweet, random compliment: I bumped into a friendly local acquaintance as I was leaving the gym while they were entering with a friend, and they introduced me as “everybody’s cool uncle.”

(Clarified, “A cool uncle is a supportive relative who provides fun, trust, and guidance while avoiding the strict daily responsibilities of parenting. He often acts as a safe confidant for his nieces and nephews, offering a judgment-free space for advice on topics they might hesitate to share with their parents. By blending memorable experiences, rule-bending fun, and objective mentorship, he bridges the gap between authority figure and peer to become a uniquely relatable and dependable role model.”)

That felt really good.

Contrary to being called an “unc”, natch.

Reaching “unc status” means you’ve done something that makes you seem old, like groaning when you stand up, using outdated technology, or reminiscing too much about “the good old days”… which I could certainly qualify for, too.

Maybe Cool Unc is a thing?


Random factoid:

River otters love hard boiled eggs. I learned that at the Calvert Marine Museum


Be very sure before you accuse someone of using AI. They might just be a really crappy human  writer.


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