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6724 – Father’s Day.

Extra special thoughts for those I care about, and thanks to everyone who has acted as a caregiver and nurtured a living thing.


I’m sort of fascinated by the subject of this community – atlfanghost, a little graffiti ghost that’s been painted all over Atlanta. This entry showcases a large number of them, with alt-tags on most of the pictures noting locations.

Much more interesting, and legally dangerous than my own city’s blue bikes. I wonder where the pink ones went? The Yellow Shoes are all but gone, too. Someone made a collection of abandoned bikes in New York, too.


The current televised poker trend is more boring than televised golf or fishing, in my book.


Had a nice time co-heroing with dcl yesterday… I think Sammy and whims would get along nicely with him. After logging out, I got a 114 meg update… “through the looking glass” a future chunk of the game. One nice new feature is the ability to tweak your costume post creation now… and of course, I like the addition of instanced outdoor missions. I already know a bit about the new addition.. parallel earths, etc. I dig that the game is growing and evolving with regularity.


My journal is the only hit for Mr Chan’s Chinatown Almond Cookies. That’s a pity, because they’re mighty tasty… I haven’t had ’em since that entry.

Other search terms that have hit my site lately

6723 – Telecommunications and Newt

Happy Birthday, Juliabee!


VNC for the palm. Amazing, wonderful. Like having PCanywhere from my palmtop to both my work and home computers, via the palm. If I wanted to, I could play City of heroes remotely, from *$, if I wanted to, now. Insanity. I’ve already used it to logon and update virus defs on my company web server from home.

It’s about as multi-platform as can be… check out the home page. Ah, and the source is available. got to love GPL.

Note, if you’re doing it via a router… port forwarding is your friend.


Robots are our friends (sometimes they slice human flesh) (via waxy_org)


Paypal’s latest warning to me, from the website –

6722 – work update – what makes it worthwhile

Just got this in a letter –

In April you helped us on a case involving a serial rapist in Columbus, Ohio and Pomona, California. I am happy to tell you that we arrested him last week. We had 11 rapes that were related by DNA matches and 12 that were related by MO. Last Monday, through DNA, we finally got a name. The SWAT Team spent the day looking for him and arrested him after a short foot chase.

My Deputy Chief held a live news conference to notify the community and to thank all involved. I know you probably didn’t hear it but, he thanked you and your company for your great cooperation.

I would also like to thank you for your support. Through the cooperation of police and the community a very dangerous man is behind bars for the rest of his life. He has admitted to almost 60 rapes. Some of which the police were not aware had occurred. He has also admitted to hundreds of burglaries.

Thanks a million for your help.

Sincerely,

Lt. David R. Wood
Columbus, Ohio Division of Police
SWAT Section

Good… I’m glad they finally caught the guy. I hope that if he’s guilty (and it surely seems that he is) that they nail him as hard as the law will permit.

6721 Morning-time once more

Hmm.. it looks like my email rattles around the ether for up to 45 minutes before landing locally. I wonder if there’s a way to fix that?

Upside, the new host spam-filters all those virus attachments before they get to my sorting spot, now.


Regarding the whole “what do you do with a drunken sailor” song.

As far as I understand, ‘Captain’s Daughter’ was a tool of discipline, usually either a lash or something similar. to “kiss the captain’s daughter” (for light shipboard transgressions) was a light beating, while “put to bed with the captain’s daughter” would be a beating until the sailor passed out from the pain.

(Related, if you’re kissing the gunner’s daughter, it means that you’re being bent over the cannon for a flogging.)

Other misc – A Cat O’ nine tails had nine lashes because superstition had it that a flogging by a trinity of trinities would be more sacred. The whip consisted of a handle made of rope about 3 1/2 inches thick in circumference & about 18 inches in length. At the end are fastened 9 tails made of log line with at least 3 knots on each tail. “Flogged around the fleet”, a man was lashed in a long boat & rowed to each ship in the harbor where he’d receive 6 lashes per ship as all hands witnessed. The cat was aways put in a red bag to disguise the bloodstains… also giving new meaning of worry when “the cat’s out of the bag”

Also, the term “poop deck” makes me laugh.

“Arr, Where be the Cap’n?” “He’s right there, on the poop!”


I wonder what Danger Turtle is up to these days?


Test Images Palm-broadcast to my website-

6721 – email fixed

All scottobear.com emails will now come to me.

so, now Newton has his own email address…newton @ scottobear . com, and spam @ scottobear . com is my “registration email” that gets autodeleted.


via the masked blogger –

Here’s an interesting pool of information provided by the merging of census data through the efforts of the Modern Language Association. Find out how many people speak a language in the zip code of your choice. So far MLA has mapped the top 30 languages in the U.S.

6720 – not lots to say today

scottobear.com should propagate to my new address shortly…. within the next 48 hours, I imagine. If it causes anyone email weirdness, just fire stuff to me via the LJ or yahoo address, if you have it in the meantime.


Hmm.. audioblogger no-likey the lj linking. I can can get the sound file, but the image no longer transmits over lj.. .same goes for direct linking to my photoblog images… the best I can do is link to the blogspot entry, now.


Reservoir Dogs, made from Balloons? Big download, but impressive.


Brother is hanging with Mark. (One of the people he swore on a stack of bibles he’d never talk to again… he claims it was for a jump start for his truck… I don’t care if he had two broken legs.) Brother is an Idiot. Brother will end up in jail or worse. I knew that, dear journal, but it sucks to get confirmation. Dumbass. I discussed it coolly with him, and he says that he doesn’t want to talk to anyone that doesn’t trust him. That’s fine, I can use a break of a day or two.


Father’s day coming up… I don’t know many pops these days, but the ones I do know are pretty keen.


I’m in the mood to watch some old Ray Harryhausen movies this weekend.


Overqualified is an ugly term. I’m ready to retire.Site Meter

6717 – Last night’s dream

It was very vivid in parts, others I don’t remember nearly as well.

I was in a car with Pam M., being driven (I thought) to GP & Katt’s place for gaming, like we did in the early 90’s. We were gabbing it up like old times, talking about an old episode of “Doctor, Doctor” on TV… the one with the insanely funny dancing doll. It turned out we were going to her place first (her old-old place, back when she was still living with her mother and Paul) to pick up some stuff she had forgotten for the get-together.

I assumed it was brownies or some such, but then she came out with western costumes… she handed me a white long-sleeved, collared shirt, dark pants, and soft, well-worn boots. In my dream-state, this all seemed perfectly normal, so I went into the restroom to put on the gear. It all fit and looked good, though I thought it was a little bland for a “costume”. I wish that I could remember what Pam was wearing, but if I knew at all, detail faded upon awakening. I don’t even remember if she looked good or not, just that her clothes fit, too. (They had been shipped to her, and she was concerned about tailoring.)

We took a walk around back and there was a series of rocks set in a circle, with a recliner placed directly in the middle. Pam walked over to it, sat down, and a black square of space opened beneath her, allowing her and the chair to vanish silently into the ground. She was gone in a blink, with the ground and chair returned as if they’re never moved. I walked over to the launch-site, and there was no sign of any disturbance at all. I felt myself shrug, and took a seat.

I was surrounded by a palpable black fog, and was pushed out into the light again almost as fast it had faded. No longer sitting, I was standing on a dirt path leading up to a ranch house, surrounded by rough hewn tree fencing and a number horses tied to posts. I explored the area a bit, and it was as real as the place I’d been before. I checked my pockets; my palmtop was still there, as was my money and keys. (For some reason I thought that they might not have made it… weird time-travel rules echo-thing, maybe.)

After exploring the grounds for a bit, I went inside, where Danny and GP were sitting at a table, sharing a beer. Danny was dressed up as a typical goofy cowboy, leather vest and chaps – big white ten-gallon hat and a string tie. I wondered idly if that was what he wore to Davie Junction when he takes his wife dancing, even though I know that it’s not. GP was in black, with a day’s growth of beard or so, looking like he was about to win “ranch hand most likely to start a bar fight” though he was in good spirits, smiling and gabbing with Dan. I ordered a beer, and my sweetie came over and sat in my lap – greeting me with a huge hug & kiss. She had the whole saloon girl thing going in red satin and ostrich feathers, and told me that she was scheduled to do a few torch songs and guitar work later on, which I found to be fantastic. Katt showed up shortly afterward, and was doing the ranch-hand/Audra Barkley thing. (Jeans and a collared shirt, not to mention a goofily small black cowboy hat.) She pulled up a chair and got some sort of hard liquor… whiskey, probably, considering the place. I asked Katt where Pam went off to, and was told “She’s off doing some solo stuff… she’ll be back soon.”

GP made a comment about having to get us all together at a tavern, even though outside it was just sort of a house. He then asked if I’d played darts yet, and I told him “Nope!”

He handed me a brass cigarette case with three darts inside, and told me to go throw ’em at the board – and that what score they hit would give back my characteristics. I was reluctant to release the prey I had nabbed on my lap, but she got up of her own accord, and walked me to the area behind a billiard table where I was to throw.

A lot of generic folks lined the edges of where I was to throw, like it was a major event. I tossed three times, and a cheer followed each strike to the board. I remember being happy that I didn’t hit the wire score dividers, as I often did on the rec-room board at home as a child.

I was given a choice – to play the on the side of the “syndicate” a group of wealthy families that run a cattle business, the “Sours” sort of where anti-heroes, bandits and fallen good guys end up because of booze or some other temptation, or “The Law”, which is self-explanatory… I was happy to see that each side had room to be good or evil in their own way. I arbitrarily went with “Sours”, just because it seemed the most fun at the moment. I was handed a sheet of paper, which had my name on it, and underneath, a short breakdown of my skills and mannerisms.

Apparently I was to play “Stinkin’ Stan” (Stinkin’? Bah.) An ex pearl diver from back east until I got some sort of ailment called “transfer disorder”, so I’m working at a syndicate ranch until I can afford some sort of local snake-oil cure. The “disorder” is some sort of poltergeist has followed me from the deeps… sometimes useful, but generally problematic as well. It’s sort of like 1d each of luck and unluck, I guess. I was also handy with a knife, and given a spring-loaded bowie knife, easily concealed – a la James West, I guess. Why would a pearl diver have a gadget? Who knows, but it was nifty.

Vague elements were other “dimension hops” where you could travel to other regions quickly, and there were strangely placed cameras everywhere, akin to The Prisoner. I don’t know if we were on some reality LARP TV show, were being recorded for our own viewing later, or if it was something more sinister afoot. I’m not sure if the extras were actual people or WestWorld automatons, for that matter. Apparently I was too poor to purchase a gun, but took a rifle off of a dead Indian. I only hoped that it doesn’t belong to someone that’d going to come looking for it.Site Meter

6717 – Last night's dream

It was very vivid in parts, others I don’t remember nearly as well.

I was in a car with Pam M., being driven (I thought) to GP & Katt’s place for gaming, like we did in the early 90’s. We were gabbing it up like old times, talking about an old episode of “Doctor, Doctor” on TV… the one with the insanely funny dancing doll. It turned out we were going to her place first (her old-old place, back when she was still living with her mother and Paul) to pick up some stuff she had forgotten for the get-together.

I assumed it was brownies or some such, but then she came out with western costumes… she handed me a white long-sleeved, collared shirt, dark pants, and soft, well-worn boots. In my dream-state, this all seemed perfectly normal, so I went into the restroom to put on the gear. It all fit and looked good, though I thought it was a little bland for a “costume”. I wish that I could remember what Pam was wearing, but if I knew at all, detail faded upon awakening. I don’t even remember if she looked good or not, just that her clothes fit, too. (They had been shipped to her, and she was concerned about tailoring.)

We took a walk around back and there was a series of rocks set in a circle, with a recliner placed directly in the middle. Pam walked over to it, sat down, and a black square of space opened beneath her, allowing her and the chair to vanish silently into the ground. She was gone in a blink, with the ground and chair returned as if they’re never moved. I walked over to the launch-site, and there was no sign of any disturbance at all. I felt myself shrug, and took a seat.

I was surrounded by a palpable black fog, and was pushed out into the light again almost as fast it had faded. No longer sitting, I was standing on a dirt path leading up to a ranch house, surrounded by rough hewn tree fencing and a number horses tied to posts. I explored the area a bit, and it was as real as the place I’d been before. I checked my pockets; my palmtop was still there, as was my money and keys. (For some reason I thought that they might not have made it… weird time-travel rules echo-thing, maybe.)

After exploring the grounds for a bit, I went inside, where Danny and GP were sitting at a table, sharing a beer. Danny was dressed up as a typical goofy cowboy, leather vest and chaps – big white ten-gallon hat and a string tie. I wondered idly if that was what he wore to Davie Junction when he takes his wife dancing, even though I know that it’s not. GP was in black, with a day’s growth of beard or so, looking like he was about to win “ranch hand most likely to start a bar fight” though he was in good spirits, smiling and gabbing with Dan. I ordered a beer, and my sweetie came over and sat in my lap – greeting me with a huge hug & kiss. She had the whole saloon girl thing going in red satin and ostrich feathers, and told me that she was scheduled to do a few torch songs and guitar work later on, which I found to be fantastic. Katt showed up shortly afterward, and was doing the ranch-hand/Audra Barkley thing. (Jeans and a collared shirt, not to mention a goofily small black cowboy hat.) She pulled up a chair and got some sort of hard liquor… whiskey, probably, considering the place. I asked Katt where Pam went off to, and was told “She’s off doing some solo stuff… she’ll be back soon.”

GP made a comment about having to get us all together at a tavern, even though outside it was just sort of a house. He then asked if I’d played darts yet, and I told him “Nope!”

He handed me a brass cigarette case with three darts inside, and told me to go throw ’em at the board – and that what score they hit would give back my characteristics. I was reluctant to release the prey I had nabbed on my lap, but she got up of her own accord, and walked me to the area behind a billiard table where I was to throw.

A lot of generic folks lined the edges of where I was to throw, like it was a major event. I tossed three times, and a cheer followed each strike to the board. I remember being happy that I didn’t hit the wire score dividers, as I often did on the rec-room board at home as a child.

I was given a choice – to play the on the side of the “syndicate” a group of wealthy families that run a cattle business, the “Sours” sort of where anti-heroes, bandits and fallen good guys end up because of booze or some other temptation, or “The Law”, which is self-explanatory… I was happy to see that each side had room to be good or evil in their own way. I arbitrarily went with “Sours”, just because it seemed the most fun at the moment. I was handed a sheet of paper, which had my name on it, and underneath, a short breakdown of my skills and mannerisms.

Apparently I was to play “Stinkin’ Stan” (Stinkin’? Bah.) An ex pearl diver from back east until I got some sort of ailment called “transfer disorder”, so I’m working at a syndicate ranch until I can afford some sort of local snake-oil cure. The “disorder” is some sort of poltergeist has followed me from the deeps… sometimes useful, but generally problematic as well. It’s sort of like 1d each of luck and unluck, I guess. I was also handy with a knife, and given a spring-loaded bowie knife, easily concealed – a la James West, I guess. Why would a pearl diver have a gadget? Who knows, but it was nifty.

Vague elements were other “dimension hops” where you could travel to other regions quickly, and there were strangely placed cameras everywhere, akin to The Prisoner. I don’t know if we were on some reality LARP TV show, were being recorded for our own viewing later, or if it was something more sinister afoot. I’m not sure if the extras were actual people or WestWorld automatons, for that matter. Apparently I was too poor to purchase a gun, but took a rifle off of a dead Indian. I only hoped that it doesn’t belong to someone that’d going to come looking for it.Site Meter

6715 Snzkx. Wake up, and get a move on, Scotto.

How do I feel?

“Queequeg no care what god made him shark…wedder Fejee god or Nantucket god; but de god what made shark must be one dam Ingin.”

– Herman Melville, Moby Dick
Chapter 66, “The Shark Massacre”

Well…maybe that’s a little vague. But that’s where I’m at.


That comment counter meme thing is broken. it only tallies the first 9999 comments, and I whooshed through that around the first year or so I was online. (I was a posting fiend back then, too.) I look forward to when the counter-gizmo is back on track as I’m actually pretty interested in seeing who my top 10 posters are. Right now, I could venture a guess about a few folks but not all.

My actual stats as of this post – Journal entries: 6,715 / Comments: Posted: 33,253 – Received: 32,336


I saw a big honkin’ lizard on my travels yesterday.

Howdy, Mr. Lizard!
(via the doodleboard)
That’s about to scale, maybe a little large. 🙂

Want to see?

6713 bitten by a ramble-bug

The cool thing about listening to the Adventures of Harry Lime is that you know they all take place before the movie.

Listening to a bit of Philip Marlowe, too. I dig the opening line – “Crime is a sucker’s road, and those who travel on it end up in the gutter, the prison or the grave!” (Speaking of which, my Brother moves into his own apartment on Tuesday.)

There’s something to be said about a man who tries to do the right thing from deeply felt loyalty and conviction, who is punished and betrayed for his efforts. What that thing is, I’m not sure.

By the way, *AVOID* the film version of The Long Goodbye with Elliot Gould. El Stinko, even as a parody. A lot of people like the movie, but I’m not one of ’em, dear journal.


Something I meant to mention a while back…but forgot to add.

How do you feel about having your food prepared by someone with a nasty black eye?

I went out to Blimpie’s with Danny a week or three ago, and the sandwich maker had a colossal shiner. That made me think twice before ordering, even though I knew that you couldn’t get “black eye” germs on the bread or anything. Something in my mind just railed against having my tasty lunch assembled by a guy that got socked, and hard. I referred to him as Luka, but Danny didn’t get the joke at the time, so I let it slide. He was a reasonably big guy, about 45 years old. Dan’s comments were more along the lines of “what’s a 45 year old guy doing as a sandwich maker?” than “I wonder what the story was behind who belted that guy?”

My reply to his question was that not everyone can get or hold jobs outside of the fast food sector… that led me to wonder about other people showing up to work with black eyes of their own. How much would that screw up a suit and tie video conference? A secretary taking dictation? A used car salesman? So many jobs need a face, and that’s taken for granted. I could get away with it… programming and hardware doesn’t care what you look like, but how would my coworkers react? I would think that it’d throw some judgment into the mix that might last for a while.

Heck, back into the work sector, what about a waitress? Would she get better tips out of sympathy, or would more people bail out?

I wonder how that’d affect how a person does their job? Self-image is a big part of how people interact with others, after all.

How long before “Yeah, but you should see the other guy…” got old?

Back when I was at IMT, I would’ve taken delight in seeing Wally with an eye-bruise.


Man, I’m so glad that I live in this day and age… I just have to shower daily. I get a feeling of residue if I wait more than 24 hours or so between washing up.


I liked Splitter’s old Legion name, “Arms-fall-off Boy”, more. doesn’t exactly flow off of the tongue, but it paints a picture. He’s among my favorite Super-losers, like Matter-Eater Lad, Infectious Lass and Bouncing Boy.


Upsides of being on call all weekend – In the A/C rather than Satan’s sock hamper, played with Newtie, got some good programming in, and caught up with my reading. Friday, after being outside for just an hour, I was a complete sweat-factory. Bleh.


Of the world’s 100 largest economic entities, 51 are now corporations and 49 are countries.

I would not have thought France was #4, or that it (or Italy, for that matter) would be higher than China.


There a lot of people in the blogiverse (blogosphere? whatever.) that have some form of dependent personality disorder, in my opinion. Some sort of unhealthy need for attention above and beyond what should be required. I’ve seen both sides of that sort of problem in real life (fortunately, not for quite a long time) , and it never ends well.

I’ve tripped over many who have fabricated a life threatening illness, a lost pregnancy or some other form of heartbreaking drama just to get some sort of feedback. I pity them, and am disgusted by how they steal energy from kind people.

I feel even more for folks that extended a little humanity to the fabricators. Nobody should be punished in that way for having an open heart. I’d hate to see those people hardened by falsehood and then unavailable to someone who actually *needs* extra sympathy and care.

Stuff like that makes it tough to be existential.

There’s a quote that I once heard a while back, probably Rob Wilson’s.

“The philosopher Carlin’s three major types of public nuisances — the stupid, the crazy and those just plain full of shit — have changed proportions in my mind as I grow older. I used to attribute almost everything awful to stupidity and looniness, but now I more and more suspect the major problem is that so many people are full of shit.”


I like my little purple turtle-themed post it notes. Very Handy, and just hippie enough to get a smile out of people I leave ’em for. They’re almost gone, and I got them as a gift. Not sure where I can go to get more of ’em.


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