Tubers and Spermaceti Ointment. Hee… sounds like a porno at an old-folks home.

Updated the links section of my homepage… got rid of some sites, and added a few that were long overdue.

My beloved’s off with the gals tonight, so I’ll probably chill out on the homefront and get a few projects together. Polish off the new story, and maybe watch Mothman Prophecies… downloaded it via kazaa… I’ve already seen Panic Room. (It’s ok, but no great shakes. I liked the Phil K short story better. A *lot* better)

Use for Hot Potatoes.

Dr. Herbert Claiborne of New York, something of an inventive genius and noted for good looks as well as for medical skill, suffers from cold hands in the winter. And nothing will warm his fingers except hot water, a hot fire or a hot potato. He can be seen almost any frosty morning marching along at five miles an hour with a hot potato in each overcoat pocket and his hands grasping the tubers. He has two big potatoes piping hot wrapped in silk handkerchiefs for this purpose. “They will keep your hands warm for hours unless you happen to sit on ’em,” he says. “They are great for a football match or when you go sleigh riding.”

Minnetonka Record, March 8, 1907

Some New Recipes.
To Remove Pimples:Two ounces of bi-carbonate of soda, one drachm of glycerine, one ounce of spermaceti ointment.

Curry and Kidneys: Remove every particle of fat from the kidneys, cut in squares, put them in salt and water for thirty minutes, then on the stove to cook in clear cold water. When cooked add one onion and one apple.

Iceland Moss Chocolate: Dissolve one ounce of Iceland moss in one pint of boiling milk; boil one ounce of chocolate for five minutes in one pint of boiling water; thoroughly mix the two, and give it to the invalid night and morning. This is a highly nutritive drink for invalids.

Broiled Tripe: Cut up honey-comb tripe into pieces from three to four inches wide; rub a little oil or melted butter over them, dredge them in flour, and broil over a charcoal fire; squeeze a little lemon-juice over each piece, and serve. Never broil tripe over a hard-coal fire; the gases arising from the coal spoil the flavor of the tripe, making it indigestible and unpalatable.

Dried Apple Pudding: Wash ten ounces of apples well in warm water. Boil them in a quart of water. When soft, add ten ounces of sugar, eight ounces of butter, the juice and grated rine of two lemons. When cold and ready to bake, add five well-beaten eggs. Bake with or without pastry. Ten ounces of apples will make a common-size pudding.

Irish Potato Pie: One pound mashed potatoes, rubbed through a colander; one pound butter, creamed with sugar; six eggs, white and yolks separately; one lemon, squeezed into the potatoes while hot; one cupful of milk; one teaspoonful of nutmeg, and the same of mace; two cupfuls of white sugar; bake in open shells of paste; to be eaten cold.

Hair Invigorators: A wash to stimulate the growth of the hair in case of baldness is made from equal parts of the tincture of sulphate of quinine–five grains in an ounce of alcohol. For those who will use hair oil, pure sperm oil of the very finest quality, is the best. This must be procured in proper freshness and cannot fail being a powerful hair invigorator.

The Guardian (Heron Lake), February 3, 1881

I want to be noted for good looks and great skill, too!

At the very least, I want a baked potato, or some Irish Potato Pie.

eagle stamp Have you seen the blue eagle on the new US 57 cent stamp? Ye gods, it would be right at home at a Nuremburg rally. Someone actually wrote about it.

I don’t agree with those written opinions, but looking at the conspiracy theorist under a magnifying glass… you can see the knowledge he has, and the misapplication of same. A lot of the information *is* sound, but the reaching involved cracks me up. That sort of rant makes for a perfect additional spooky-loony character that gets killed off after explaining the plot to an invesigator or main character.

The guy seems to forget that the eagle is the national emblem of the USA. Has been for over 200 years, and that nobody has a market on art deco design. I wonder what shaped that guy’s perspectives to the current leaning. Is he just saying stuff to be inflammatory, or sell to a market? Does he really believe what he’s blathering about?

Landlord is coming over at 11am, so I had to clean house tonight, rather than leisurely tomorrow. I’ll be more comfy and ready for dreamland after a hot shower, and a little reading in bed.

upside, chores are done early. downside, I’m not sleepy at all now. It’s amazing how much dust and hair can accumulate over a week when the occupants of an apartment are a Yeti and a Cat with a monkey-brain. all swept up (I won’t vacuum at this hour… have to be nice to the neighbors, even if I closed the window and ran the A/C tonight, because the folks outside were a little loud.

I had a lovely pizza and beer night with the sweetie…”green monkey pizza” and killian’s red. tasty, tasty. animal planet, cartoon network, talking of childhood, cleopatra, silliness, weirdness, and earnestness. It amazes me that she doesn’t know how truly wonderful she is… a beautiful, intelligent, gentle soul. I just want ot pick her up and squish her. ‘strue. I love her so much, it makes my eyes cross. She giggled at me when I referred to Antony “pussing out” by comitting suicide after losing his final battle with Octo… as a result, Cleopatra, the last Pharoh, took an asp the the breast rather than deal with the new regime.

Wowie! Vatican file shows pope pardoned massacred Knights Templar! Unreal.

Freedom Force is cool. I’ll be buying it once my other projects calm to a simmer. (And I finish galactic battlegrounds and no one lives forever… birthday gifts as yet unplayed.)

Time change is coming up this Sunday… sort of surreal that most of the timepieces here reset by themselves… the VCR, computers, caller ID phone, palmtop. sometime in the morning, an hour will just distintigrate. I used to like staying up, and waiting for it to happen. I sort of got a kick out of *blink* and presto! an hour has flown! (or even better, later on…presto! rewind!)

The Poem Tag project is out of control… 131 and growing! that’s crazy… just follow the linkies. Well, I won’t abandon it, but I’m only going to add a maximum of ten a day.

I want the day to fly by, so I can get the weekend rolling, or a robot double to fill in for me at work. I’m looking forward to tonight.

Got a new supplier of tech, so I think I might build a web server for laughs, and just abandon the big brain project… use him for scrap. I can get a 1.7 machine for cheap-cheap, and it has a load of goodness. I will snag all the good bits out of big brain, (just the burner, and video card, really) , but the new machine will be XP / 2000 / *nix multiple boot, for brewing, doing software and net fiddling. Also, with the video card in place, newtcam will go 24/7 or so again! 🙂

Had a production meeting today, that showed where the company is going….looks pretty good, actually. I approve of 4/6 of the current 6-sided rulership, and think that 1/6 is useless for most things, and that 1/6 should not be in any position of power whatsoever.

The finn as an admin person is mostly pointless. with the GM position dissolved and her basic attitude, I can see her being removed. good riddance to bad rubbish, when it happens. (I forsee her having 6 months to a year before they boot her.) she lacks proper people skills or adaptability for the position.

Chupacabra will be a paper tiger, at best. I think they included her just to shut her piehole.

The Remaining four are excellent at what they do. I’m going to be Kev’s right-hand man, but will still actively seek another gig, until certain conditions are repaired, and maybe even once they are.

I want – a 401k plan, work that is rewarding and challenging, higher pay, and comfort. a hefty list, but the best time to look for a job is when you have one.

Would you believe I blame this on schoolhouse rock?

back from work… stocked up for tomorrow’s date night with the sweetie.

Yum for Killian’s Red!

At lunch today, I tried burger king’s veggie burger…it’s acceptable. a dead on 5 out of ten… I know it will probably become my default BK food now, until something better comes along.

A subject I’m delving into for my own uses. Three guesses whose works I’ve staked out for dissection?
ramble about music… runs in a circle

Had a very nice walk this morning.. headed up to the beach…population was low, so it was pleasant to roam a little. On the beach walk, I saw two different people walking with toothpick in their mouths…I wonder if they came from the same eatery. Things locally have pretty much calmed down, with most of the drunken school party-folk headed back to an education of a more institutional sort.

Last night I dreamt that friend’s memoirs had been published and was being very well recieved by the public…. but he’d forgotten to get permission to name names before setting the tome in print. People kept coming over to his house, with highlighted copies of the book in hand. For every incedent of the person’s name they were allowed to take one item from his house. Some folks went easy on him, taking little things… (like a spoon or videocasettes). A jealous “friend” took all the doors in his house… apparently he was mentioned a number of times, and wanted a cut of the profits. A lawyer was making sure that the things taken weren’t “disposable”… I asked if I could just take a paper towel, and was denied.

Off to shower, though the weather wasn’t really hot enough to warrant it. just a good jump start for the day.

Slow day at work today… launch postponed until I can get Bonnie to take a minute so I can reboot the machines. That minute wasn’t there today.

Back’s doing great! Not even a hint of the prior trouble today… I hope it keeps up.

Just synched up a new pile of ebooks into the palm, along with the new onion and newspapers… a delight to have a library I can take anywhere.

Melanie Griffith’s Website is disturbing to me… sounds and such. Bleh. But these are very spiffy indeed spokes things.

Wolf Files for this week: Parents are reaching a new level of tacky by endowing their kids with names like “Poppy Honey”, “Unique” and “Gouda”. I myself don’t want to be out of style, so I’m naming my child “Kiwi Kumquat”. Who the devil names their kid “Veal”? (That’s even a sick nickname, let alone a real one.)

space men I’ve spent a bit of time looking for an army men link I neglected to link to, before… it had star trek army men, little federation and klingons form the original show, and I mentioned them to today at work. Of course, upon seeking them out, evaporation. I wonder if the site died, or a link was removed from another site. the best I could find were here, so far. This is a great army man link resource, also, but no star trek… I thought this was the place, I’m nearly sure of it! The clones on this page are priced right… $6 for 100 men. why so cheap? I think it’s for making you put up with an embedded midi on all the pages they have.

by the way…test

Nice walk this morning, but kept it brief… had a song on my lips, but I don’t know what it was. Something whistle-y, like the end credits to buckaroo banzai, or the charlie brown theme. baby sharks are not cute. they are just smaller versions of the big ones. I think that defeats the awww-cuties factor of the show. I do like the term “pupping” though for giving birth. I have about 4 people that are due for a pupping on my reading list… I wonder when the first one will pop out?

I’ve just finished writing about 2000 words into a story that I’ve neglected for far too long…I’ve discovered that I’d rather be poked in the eye than transcribe, so I’ll be doing most of my writing electronically again, either on the palm or laptop. Contemplating getting a stowaway keyboard for the palm, but I want to see if it’s really a faster and more comfortable way to write…. it might be simpler to just use the palm, and let any typos get remedied in post-production after synching it to the computer. Maybe this tiny version is an option.

Some successful programming this morning, I think the laser room is ready to go live with the new interface…I know that they may never see the easter eggs in there, but it’s still fun to have ’em.

Ouch! today’s the first day of 10 digit phone dialing… that’s going to screw up all our local phone room calling. I’m going to have to go in and twiddle all the numbers. d’oh. it was hard enough to call a cab!

The dials on Scotto’s universe today are – (An upgrade to the dashboard, with the help of )

Spectra-Analyzer (Monochrome / 4-Color / True-Color / Thermograph / X-Ray )
MPAA Rating (G / PG / R / NC-17)
Kill switch (Off / On / Wanton Murderous Rage)
Weirdness Tank (Empty / Low / Half / High / Full)
Laugh-O-Matic (Serious / Satirical / Witty / Wacky / Insane)
Cliche Blender (Pulse / Blend / Puree / Oh, Ugh!)
Global Soundtrack Volume (off, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11!)
Personal Soundtrack Volume (off, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11!)
Batteries (Empty / Low / Half / High / Full)

Welcome to my wall scrawls.