Oh good golly.

Tape is now the ALF cartoon.

Previously – Dr. Demento’s 1991 countdown. Wall of Voodoo, Mexican Radio and Up and Comer DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince with ‘Girls ain’t nuthin’ but trouble’… Camper Van Beethoven – Take the Skinheads bowling, Dead Milkmen with ‘Punk Rock Girl’.

Jinkies! I miss 1991’s tunes. πŸ™‚

Ah’m Back!

Went to pay my phone and power… I don’t want to take any chances with it turning off. I braved the rain for that, but the laundry will have to be done tomorrow. I hope it’s not raining as badly, then, otherwise, I’ll have to get some trash bags to cover my clothes with.

I’ve never paid cable before… AT&T wants to charge me $20 a month for basic… I figure that’s about right…All I want is Discovery, Nick, cartoon and history. (and maybe the few oddball pbs stations, and other minor ‘clickworthy channels’). Movie stations… bah. That’s what blockbuster Video is for, if I *must* Have it. (Plus, now if I rent a DVD, I can copy it to the vcr anyway… hooray for laptop!) I found myself wanting the soothing sounds of spongebob this morning, so I thin I’ll get it installed sometime soon. Cable is a *lot* less expensive than similar satillite.

Chores update

vcr tapes have switched to old episodes of maniac mansion, tiny toons and MTV’s Buzz

I see a light at the end of the tunnel!

Landlord was by, and fixed the phone jack and toilet (sort of broke something else, though, so he’ll be back in a few to fix that. πŸ™‚ )

It’s raining hard outside, so I’ll probably to my laundry after cleaning up the apartment, either tonight or tomorrow. Ack, sorting books, cd’s software, and assorted schtuff. My RP Gaming stuff is especially large and cumbersome, as is my programming pile. I thik I’ll have 2 or more long bookshelves of each. I’ve Rp’ed too many systems. each editition of Ars Magica, Call of Cthulhu, GURPS, Champions, and scads of supplements, plus all sorts of oddball systems that have snuck in here or there. Noticably abscent is AD&D…. I sold all of that stuff off at the local game store last time I moved. (made a pretty penny, too…) the only remaining vestige from that period is a few lead mini’s and some wacky high-impact plastic dice.

A *ton* of stuff… did I really have a time in my life when I was living out of a backpack?

I’m missing my sweetie! I wonder where she’s at… usually I get a good morning hello, but today she’s been offline so far. I hope she’s feeling good, and digging her chores. πŸ™‚ I’m doing the snow-white ‘whistle while you work thing…’ I’m so goofy about being in love sometimes… but it’s ok, she doesn’t mind my mushitude when it comes to her. I love her so much, it’s cray-zee! *shouts it from the rooftops*.

Ah luv yew, baby bear! πŸ™‚

this sort of mystery is fun to solve.

passing this note along. –

Help me Solve a 20-year Audio Mystery

Somewhere back in the mid-eighties, when I was in High School, I played around with tape recorders a lot, picking up stray sounds, trying to edit them into something weird / cool / funny. One good source was the radio, and one day, while recording a show on NPR, I picked up this song (short excerpt in MP3 format here – about 800k). The tape ran out before the announcer said what the song was, or who performed it, or anything. I know nothing about this song, but over the years, it’s come to mean a lot to me.

This recording (on a cheap cassette) has survived dozens of moves, boxes, tape players and neglect for nearly 20 years. Only recently I recorded it onto my PC (so the sound quality is poor). My request to you, if any of you can help, is to help me name this song / artist / album, since I would dearly love to buy a better quality recording, and hear more music like it.

My only clues are that it sounds like something performed by Stuart Dempster (but I don’t think it is), and that it’s performed with brass instrument(s), and that the release date is pre-1986. If you can help, or to get a link to the full MP3 version of the song (6mb), please send me a note. Thanks ever so much.

http://www.kokogiak.com/gedankengang/default.asp#07007200110

is the original article… if you do know it, let me know too! πŸ™‚

news, some evil, some not so evil

Researchers in the UK have found that children who were exposed to music in the womb will recognize and prefer the songs after they are born.
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010712/hl/womb.html

and…

According to a report, hundreds of hospitals around the U.S. have a violated a rule that requires them to provide emergency care to anyone, regardless of an ability to pay.
http://latimes.com/templates/misc/printstory.jsp?slug=la%2D000057449jul13

Police take sample of Condit’s DNA.
Lawyer says Condit passes polygraph.
Rep. Bob Barr calls for his resignation.
http://cnn.com/2001/US/07/13/intern.missing/index.html

Leaders from India and Pakistan hold talks for the first time in two years.
http://www.economist.com/agenda/displayStory.cfm?story_id=690621

BMWs that run on hydrogen.
http://cnn.com/2001/TECH/science/07/13/hydrogen.cars.ap/

A company is set to introduce perfume that can be worn both by cats and their owners. (Personally… I like the way Newt smells now.)
http://boston.com/news/daily/13/cat_perfume.htm

Researchers say the best way to preserve the quality of wine isn’t corks, it’s screwcaps. (Would the frog like to sniff the bottle cap?)
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010713/od/screwcaps_dc.html

my fave of the day –

— FREEZE OR I’LL HUMILIATE MYSELF

A man tried to rob an adult entertainment store by holding his finger in the position of a gun and pointing it at employees. Further evidence that one’s fantasy life is best left in a darkened corner of one’s own home.

http://www.kgw.com/kgwnews/oregonwash_story.html?StoryID=22954

I need mr sparkle to help me! he will banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts! bleh. messy office. *makes a note – have the cleanstaff in here, and soon.

While we’re at it, lets spray for triffids.

*creeeeeak* Gets up off the floor.

enough unpacking… time for me to hop in the shower and face the day.

Friday! Payday! hooray! πŸ™‚

Oh, I’m looking forward to this weekend.. I need a rest. My work plate has been mighty full, as has my sweetie’s. With any luck we can spend a lot of quality time together, save for all the chores we both need to do.

I’m hoping today will be a happy one… for me and for everybody else. See you kids later.

longueur and spoliation – Another two words of the day that have some bearing on LJ… (especially if you use random)

longueur long-GUR, noun:
A dull and tedious passage in a book, play, musical composition, or the like.

Longueur is from French (where it means “length”), ultimately deriving from Latin longus, “long,” which is also the source of English long.

spoliation spo-lee-AY-shun noun

1. The act of pillaging and plundering.
2. Seizure of neutral ships at sea in time of war.
3. The deliberate destruction or alteration of a document.

From Middle English, from Latin spoliation, past participle of spoliare, from spoil.

Good Morning… here’s some evil news to get you started.

Quebec Cops Are Sissies
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Four carloads of police, two ambulances and an animal control officer were needed to control a cat that mauled an elderly man. The commotion was so great that police responded in force because they thought they were dealing with a domestic dispute, said Marc Gaudreau, a spokesman for the Trois-Rivieres-Ouest public security department.

Stout Support for What Ales America
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One Keystone State congressman believes Congress has yet to quench its thirst for tax cuts and is pressing to make happy hour a whole lot happier. A bill sponsored by Rep. Phil English, R-Pa., who said he represents a district of hard-working, blue collar constituents who like to drink beer, would roll back the federal excise tax on beer to pre-1991 levels β€” about half of what it is today.β€œIn my view, alcohol taken in moderation can have a positive affect,”

I’m Drunk And We Both Know It Kits Available
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Police officers pulling over suspected drunk drivers have a new enemy on the road these days.
It’s a wallet-sized booklet that with a push of a button makes a 10-second announcement that acts as a kind of verbal cop repellant.
“Please understand that I will only exit the vehicle for your safety or if under arrest,” the recorded voice says. “Please read the enclosed for additional information.”
It is called Ramsell’s Roadside Rights, named after DUI defense attorney Don Ramsell, who himself has been twice arrested on charges of driving under the influence of alcohol β€” and twice acquitted.
The device is supposed to keep police away from your window so they can’t look in your eyes or smell your breath. Drivers also hand police a card indicating they refuse to take a Breathalyzer or answer any questions without a lawyer present.

World To UK, Keep Your Farrakhan Ban
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Lawyers for the controversial religious leader Louis Farrakhan have begun their appeal to overturn a 15-year old ban excluding him from the UK.
The ban was first imposed in 1986 by the then UK Home Secretary Douglas Hurd, following opposition to Farrakhan’s presence in Britain by the Board of Deputies of British Jews who cited his “anti-Semitic and racially divisive views.”

Dude, It Like Made Him Mellow And Stuff
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He’s 7 years old and afflicted with a brain disorder that has wracked his body with extreme changes in mood, energy and behavior for years.
And now he’s at the center of a controversy that pits a caring parent against a protective bureaucracy on the high-octane battlefield of medical marijuana.

Farmer Cuts Off Own Arm To Save Self
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After finding himself in the maws of a bailling machine, the farmer realizes his only way to avoid being sucked in is to cut his own arm off, with a metal strip from his headphones.
“I was scared, but after I cut my own arm off, I had all sorts of adrenaline,” he said.
His father looked for his arm while his friend drove him to Fairview Ridges Hospital in Burnsville…
Wagner said his arm still hurts and that doctors told him they might need to amputate more of it. He said he thinks he’ll be able to continue farming, “but not like I really want to.”

Ex-Menudo Member Claims To Have Career
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A former member of the Latin pop group Menudo claims a massage-chair mishap at a Sharper Image store had him seeing double.
“Contrary to its name, defendant Sharper Image has caused blurred and double vision” for Ruben Gomez, his $12 million lawsuit charges.
“This is about economic loss. His whole career was pushed back because of this injury,” said his lawyer, Pam Liapakis.

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