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I wonder how Tman & Pix are…. I’ve not heard from either in a while. They’re both nice folks, and a cute couple… but so *busy* all the time. (Note to self, let pix know her program is done, if she still wants it.) School, work, or my wor cuts into any hanging out time we might get. Same goes for my younger brother. I need to set aside some time to spend with him this week… maybe Sunday night, after my sweetie’s gone to bed, or sunday am, before she gets up. I need to put a good sound card in his system, and just goof around some. We don’t see each other enough, considering how close we live to one another now.

Also, now that Dan’s done teaching summer school, I think we can get together some morning and get a smoothie or so at the groves (did I mention that I’m right behind Mack’s Groves, now? I should count the steps from my front door to the cash register there. They’ve not called me lately about the website… I wonder if it’s finally stableized enough that they’re happy, or if they took the nephew off the net.

quick comment about the HTML post, earlier… a lot of the last bit was tongue in cheek, thus the 😉 at the end… I may not have gotten that idea across very well. (Some of the e-mail replies to the list are, to say the least, very misinterpretive of what I had to say.)

not so evil news –

The Flying Woman finally crash lands

Historic plane wreck ‘spotted’ from space
The wreckage of Amelia Earhart’s aircraft which disappeared in 1937 may have been found.

That’s too cool. I love when old mysteries look like they’re getting solved…. Call Leonard Nimoy! ‘Time for an In Search Of’ reunion!

Ok, just for the sake of saying so…after encountering a whole mess of things today.

After blathering on in an e-mail list as to why you shouldn’t send HTML to folks back and forth… I figured I’d post it here, too. most writing done in a while.

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My sympathies to all e-mailing from company environments where every message gets converted to HTML. Indeed, there is nothing the individual can do as this is almost always corporate policy and will not be changed. The reason is usually to tack on a corporate message of some sort to every outgoing piece of mail, and the editors of these programs to add commercials or corporate disclaimers and disavowals all default to HTML. Since this is the bailiwick of corporate Legal or Human Resources, don’t expect them to look beyond the default setup.

Just to repeat the process in another order to show the sequence:

1) You write message scrupulously formatted in plain text, the format of champions.

2) But squatting on the outbound queue is a software suite for covering corporate asses. It reads everything outbound, and depending on how much
money you spend it can:

a) Virus check. Ha, as if. Even if it costs nothing because the software is on hand and part of a corp license, only the Dalai Lama would be evolved enough to *slow the queue down* just to be civil. OK, I exaggerate… slightly.

b) Check for hot words like ECHELON and quarantine anything doubtful. Remember, as most corps phrase their E-mail Usage Policy “use of the company e-mail system implies consent to the conditions outlined in this Policy”, and that means you said it’s OK for them to read your mail. They promise not to unless they *really* want to.

c) Check for words related to internal projects to prevent company secrets from going out.

3) It adds some advertising or legal boilerplate to distance the company from anything this bozo might say out to the real world.

a) The message was composed in an HTML editor and is in HTML format for that extra something that HTML always adds.

b) It tries to add the HTML coda to the plain text message, only to find that plain text doesn’t support color or graphics.

c) So the plain text message in converted to HTML so the HTML coda can be added. And the world takes another step towards the Endtimes.

HTML is code that is interpreted in order to display the message in the chosen font and color and so on. It has access to the abilities of macro-enabled e-mail clients. It used to be said that e-mail couldn’t infect your system with a virus because it didn’t run anything, it just carried it.

That is no longer true, and I can’t thank Microsoft enough for making that the standard.

These “features” can be turned off, but they default to On.

I can think of plenty of Ad Prac 101 reasons for making e-mail bigger and enabling macro “viruses” that can be written by grade schoolers.

According to Steve Gibson’s page – http://www.grc.com

“Windows XP’s new support of the full raw socket application programming Interface (API) allows for the creation of fraudulent and damaging Internet traffic. This has never been possible under Windows without first modifying the operating system with third-party device drivers – which has never been done by malicious programs.”

and

“For the first time ever, applications running under the Home Edition of Windows XP – whether deliberately executed or running as hidden “Trojan” programs – will be easily able, without modifying the operating system in any way, to generate the most damaging forms of Internet attacks.”

Denial of Service attacks on corporate routers, things like that.

Security software is going to be a hot item, expect weekly updates. Home firewalls for everyone with a cable modem. Net traffic updates on the commute to work. E-mail “going down” on a regular basis due to spam traffic and macro viruses.

Those gosh darn personal computers at home are a clear and present danger to business. They need to be regulated and licensed and restricted and above all controlled. 😉

Windows Utility Boot Disk w/CD-ROM Support – for my use, but you can have a copy if you like.

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Windows Utility Boot Disk w/CD-ROM Support
To create a boot disk to use to boot a system during troubleshooting, save the following file and then run it to extract the bootable image to a floppy disk.

Windows 95 Download (boot_cd.exe — 730k) Windows 98 Download (boot98cd.exe — 662k)
Boot Diskette File List
attrib.exe
autoexec.exe
cabs.bat
chkdsk.exe
command.com
config.sys
debug.exe
drvspace.bin
ebd.sys
edit.com
fdisk.exe
finder.dat
format.com
himem.sys
io.sys
mscdex.exe
msdos.sys
nec_ide.sys
regedit.exe
scandisk.exe
scandisk.ini
sys.com
uninstal.exe

the designer’s lament. grr! Poor Mike, me, and everyone else that makes things webly.

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Author: So, you’ve had a chance to look over the changes I want made to the online article, yes? When can I expect to see them?
Mike: Well, I had a couple of questions about that.
Author: Yes?
Mike: Uh… I’ve been looking at the changes, and it seems… I just wanted to make sure I understood…
Author: Yes?
Mike: …that you want your tables to, uh, look like ass.
Author: Yes. The tables are unsatisfactory as they currently appear.
Mike: So you want us to change them, so that they look like ass.
Author: Correct.
Mike: Total ass.
Author: That’s right.
Mike: You want us to take these perfectly clear and well-formatted tables… and turn them, basically you want us to turn them into an ass-cream sundae.
Author: Exactly.
Mike: With extra ass-sauce on top.
Author: You are exactly right.
Mike: …
Author: …
Mike: …
Author: So when can I expect to see those changes?

thanks, lance!

I’m guilty as charged. I’m a net admin, and I do this.

They Know You’re Reading This
http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Business/ap20010710_19.html

In another study not conducted by an advertising agency concerned with
making you feel bad about not clicking on links, the University of Denver’s
Workplace Surveillance Project of the Privacy Foundation says that 1/3 of
American workers who are online at work are having those activities
monitored by their employers, including email messages and where they go on
the Web.

The study says 14million workers of the estimated 40million online are
having their activities constantly monitored by software packages that may
even record every keystroke they make. Most companies claim they are not
monitoring individuals but only want the figures to determine trends on
Internet usage.

And who has the best porn links…*points finger at the boss…

also –

When Is An App Not An App?
http://gnucleus.sourceforge.net/

But maybe you aren’t willing to give your heart over to another company
promising free access to copyrighted material forever. You’ve been hurt
before, you won’t get fooled again, your love is like oxygen, love is a
battlefield.

Turn to Gnucleus for help!

Gnucleus is Windows freeware that works on the open-sourced Gnutella
network, which means it can’t be shut down, turned off or litigated into
nothingness. There’s no there there. A truly distributed peer-to-peer
network, there are no servers sitting in no buildings in no company’s
office. Shutting down Gnutella would require knocking on the doors of every user and asking them politely (with a court order in hand) to please turn their client off.

And although Gnutella has been around for a while, usually getting into the
network has been a trial in itself. But John Marshall, the 18-year-old New
Hampshire high school student leading the Gnucleus development team has created something different. His client, which comes with no documentation, is making connections easier than ever.

But you never heard that from me.

GRRR.

Mumble, Grumble…. If I was a cartoon character, I’d have a big, black, tornado-shaped scribble and non-alpha ASCII over my head right now.

Classic Monday…. lots of work, and lots of interruptions.

Time for a perspective switch. Would I –

Rather work in roofing? Nah.
Be Jobless – MMMM, Nah. (sounded good at first, but I’d go crazy.)
Rather be a mule? 🙂 Noperooney. I’m going to put some moonbeams in a jar tonight.

Okie, I’m feeling better. Sundown is in another few hours, and I can focus on my sweetie telling her nieces stories of the golf ball-kneed varmint, and bigfoot sightings. I bet she’s having quite a nice time at this point., and envisioning her smile brings me right out of any funk. I still haven’t heard back from Ray, and his apartment… I hope that no news is good news. If I don’t hear from him by noon tomorrow, I’ll ring him up, and find out what the deal is. I have the 4th off… I’d love to get moved in there by this weekend.

good news, bad news, no evil news

Well, it looks as if Paul’s staying! Hm… I think that’s a good idea. Look for another job, then quit. Best time to find a job is when you have one.

I got a voicemail regarding the apartment I want, I have to call him back this afternoon. Man, why does it have to be so complicated? I’d just like to take my stuff and my cat, and just sliiiiide in.

Back on filling out work order record sheets… “Validate your existence” is what it says to me… not really bad news.. it’ll be nice to show them how much I do in a given day. Sometimes I suspect that the big cheese thinks that the programming dept does nothing 95% of the time… Right. that’s why Kevin (a guy on salary) works sometimes hours after work for no pay to get something pushed through, or why I stay past 8, for virtually no rewards.

Sing-songing –

I saw a woman chewing with nothing in her mouth;
Her teeth were in her hands and her tongue was hanging out;
Then she started drooling and caught it in a cup,
The cup was full of pennies; it spilled when she got up.

Some guy is in the shadows grabbing empty air;
He could be catching butterflies if there were any there.

I <3 the residents


disclaimer

Random Scotto trivia.

I’ve been nearly every male position at a wedding, save for groom and minister. (and I qualify to do either of those, once I renew my notary. 🙂 )

ring bearer – check!
usher – Check!
honorary father of the bride – check!
best man – Check!

other positions of note – usher at funeral, pallbearer, altar boy.

Bouncer (briefly), library page, information broker, researcher, and homework-doer for pay.

other positions – data entry, catalog programming in assorted langs, taco viva cook, software sales, furniture assembler, book sales, Santa’s helper, clown, security at renfaires, jewelry salesman, pourer of beer, troll, protector of fairies. computer teacher, and resident knower of things obscure. (not all at once, mind you)

yikes!

Such a steady flow of work, this is the first time today I’ve had a chance to poke my nose in more than a millimeter. It appears that I may be here rather late… all manner of stuff to chug through. I think that I’ll order my happy self a pizza to compensate. Going to have a lovely cheese pie, and some mountian dew, and perhaps comiserate the situation with Kev, who’s still here too.

ugh.

found out that the data is going ot be *really* late tonight, and we’re sending some of the servers out for service. Owie. I’m going to be here for a while.

good thing I have LJ, the net, and my book to keep me occupied while I wait!

Confirmed gourd-hunting plans with Robb, tomorrow, and maybe will see best in show, too.

not sure what other movies are out there… I guess I’ll find out after surfing some more!

yowch.

Hey all!

Just recovered from first wave of heavy duty data. Thick and syrupy, but at least it came in before 2. In a perfect world, this means I can go home at 8pm. in the real world, who knows!

special note, send good vibes to Kellie, she went to the hospital today, she and the baby are fine, last I heard… maybe today’s the day?

Friday!

Not a payday, but the lead-in to the weekend.

found a few job options I didn’t have a week ago, including reference librarian. 🙂 A great gig, form what I remember… only downside was the “playing the game” aspect of internal politics. I can get around that, if need be, but that’ll be the biggest downside. Upside of that job is that it’ll have built-in buddies form another state! How neat.

Options stand as – Denver, Flagstaff, Yorktown, and Seattle, for out of state moves. In state has a tighter ring as Tampa, Orlando, or Ft. Lauderdale appear as more local possibilities. I certainly would prefer to work in an industry that I think is a positive impact, or at least doesn’t bother folks, like a library. Some of my other potential jobs aren’t as kind, but will be taken as a matter of money, possibly. Shooting for more internal joy, though. I don’t want to work in advertising or any of the ‘vice’ fields anymore… just sort of slimy at the core. I’ve done websites for adult industry stuff and worked at an advertising company… both just left me feeling clammy.

A pity that there’s no financial reward in working for charities… plenty of personal rewards, but hard to pay rent, and live on 17k a year doing programming for PETA, Women in Distress, or St. Vincent’s. something middle of the road, like a R&D firm for technology, or a like field.

on a lighter note – JennyLee pointed this out, and i just have to pass it on.

1-800-888-3999

Call this number, wait for the menu to go through to seven, and then press 7.

*I am dying* Bwah-ha ha!!!