Canadians Resigned To The Fact That They’re Really Just Americans
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Amid widespread concern that Canada is losing its cultural and economic independence to the United States, a new poll suggests that nearly one in two Canadians expects the country will be part of a North American union within a decade, the National Post reported on Monday.
Good Morning American Pervert
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A top Good Morning America employee has been charged with e-mailing nude photos of himself to a cop posing online as a 13-year-old girl – and then arranging a tryst with her, police said yesterday.
Bored With Bingo, Old Woman Registers Dog to Vote
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How easy can it be to evade Maryland’s basic requirements to register to vote? Just look at Holly Briscoe. She’s not 18. She can’t sign her name. She wouldn’t know a Democrat from a Republican. After all, she’s a dog. Yet the Jack Russell terrier had no trouble joining Calvert County’s 39,632 registered voters — until she got called to jury duty. Local authorities apparently were not amused. Now the dog’s 82-year-old owner, Mabel Briscoe, has been charged with a crime. And what began as a simple prank to prove a point about the state’s elections laws has turned into a serious predicament for an elderly widow that has stirred up this close-knit rural community.
The Pokemon Cards Made Me Bring a Gun to School
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Olsen Middle School students got a scare Thursday after a sixth-grader was arrested for bringing a loaded gun to school to protect himself from another student he said was harassing him over Pokémon cards, according to detectives.
Man Charged with Whitening Girlfriend
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A McCandless man has been charged with aggravated assault for pouring liquid bleach on his girlfriend.
Illinois Man Redefines Stupidity
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Pleasant Prairie – A 39-year-old Illinois man who was reading a newspaper while driving a rental truck was killed Thursday after he crashed into a semitrailer truck in front of him on I-94 in Kenosha County, authorities said.
No Pedophile Street Peddlers At Utah Olympics
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Salespeople trying to make an extra buck selling Olympic tickets, T-shirts or pins will need a $130 “solicitor’s license” during the 2002 Winter Games. In order to get the licenses, hawkers will have to undergo mandatory criminal background checks.
“We know people are going to try to come into town and make a killing during the Olympics,” said Edna Drake, city licensing administrator. “We just want to make sure we don’t have any pedophiles or felons selling on our streets or going house to house. We’re trying to protect our residents and visitors.”
Less Grab Ass Essay Spurs Teacher’s Arrest
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A student’s written complaint during a classroom exercise on how Theodore Roosevelt High School could improve itself resulted in the arrest Friday of the school’s security dean on first-degree sexual abuse charges, police said.
