It seems “they” are turning Adolph Coors — I mean Hitler’s lair into a ski resort.

My favorite part:

“The Eagle’s Nest tea room < ..snip..> was built by the Nazi party as a present to Hitler on his 50th birthday in 1939. It was one of the few buildings to survive the Allied bombing and has long been a state-run cafe.”

Management for the cafe surely has been recruited from the ever-growing force of Starbucks managers. They are the only ones already in on the secrets, and by combining forces that way Starbucks puts itself in a much more powerful position when they finally decide to strike.

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