I’ve noticed that I seem to get more comments posting from my mind as opposed to little regular things, like the word of the day or evil news. That makes me feel really good, sort of an ego boost that there’s a conversational level to the writing.

I slept the sleep of the dead last night…mixed visions of axe murder and tolkien swirling through my mind…I don’t remember my dreams, as they evaporated with the phone ringing this morning at about 6 am. A wrong number, and it was enough of a jolt to bounce any memory (if there was any to begin with) out of my skull and down the road. An idea that I’ve put forth before, probably a few times, because I think it’s a neat one is this… the brain works on electrical impulses following pathways feeding information back and forth… I was thinking that just the right combination of thoughts could make all the impulses run in one direction, thereby magnetizing your head. some combination of the memory of the scent of bunt toast, your shoes on the first day of school and wiggling the fingers on your left hand, perhaps.

I think It’d be neat to be able to stick, or even attract paperclips and other small metal objects to your forehead…. ball bearings and such. I need to get info on how much voltage and amperage the brain runs on to figure out how powerful a magnet a person could make of said brain.

Confuse your camping friends! upset the compass, or frighten away salmon with similarly charged heads! attract would be attacker’s knives and bullets! (hmm… maybe that last one isn’t so great)… maybe tug them around by buckles. Degauss monitors?

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