Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your résumé?

Me: Yes, that’s what’s called a lacuna.  It refers to when manuscripts have missing parts, lost to time. For example, the Epic of Gilgamesh has…

Hi, yeah, I know I’ve been on this medication for eight years, but I need one more month, please. I’ll call you in a month to request another month. Thanks. Bye. Love you.

Pearl claimed the rugs as her own for her birthday.

Speedy little skunk this morning on the backyard cam

#skunk #backyardzoo #roanokeva

Day 20,543

It’s Pearl’s fifth birthday! (Mayday might be more appropriate, given her personality.)