PSA to anybody getting a colonoscopy

Whoever TF wrote the instructions for prep did NOT pass basic English comprehension.The instructions say to mix an entire bottle of miralax with 2 bottles of gatorade (64 ounces).This can be interpreted 2 ways:Two 64 ounce bottles of gatorade OR 2 bottles of gatorade totaling 64 ounces.These are vastly different amounts of gatorade. My brain took it the first way and it wasnt until after had downed the first half and feel nauseous AF that I did the research and found out that standard prep is 64 total ounces of gatorade with that much miralax.So first problem, kroger doesnt sell 32 ounce bottles of gatorade. At most I found there was a 28 ounce bottle.2nd problem, is that all of this could have been avoided had they worded the prep letter properly. Mix 1 bottle of miralax with 64 ounces total Gatorade.Even if they left their original wording in they could have cleared it up in the part that says “starting at 4pm the day before, drink your first 32 ounces of gatorade…. yada yada”.

now, a friend says they got the opposite instructions. Ffs.