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Good News, boogaloos!

Gold! I’ve struck gold!

Apartment, allows Newton, good rent, within 3 blocks of my old place, so I don’t have to relearn Neighborhoods. Open house is tomorrow at 2pm. *does the swim, then the monkey.

Oh, if it’s good, and they’re nice, I wonder if I could slip in there next week? Get all my moving done while mah sweetie is off doing other things elsewhere…

Welll, if anyone was going to send me stickers, wait until I post my new address…. Hoody Hoo!

More room for me, and my stuff, hopefully coming soon!

from the mass mailing….

And now for the kind of news you love to hear — new features! LiveJournal has heard from numerous people, saying “Why should I be a paid user of the site if I don’t get more in return?” Well, we are currently working on a ton of new features for paid users, including:

Journal statistics! You will be able to easily find out how many people are visiting your site every day. We will also add in extra statistics, such as the number of visitors to your friends page.

Image server! Paid members will now be able to store photos and other images right on LiveJournal for easy and fast insertion into your journal pages. No more hassles dealing with webhosting services that don’t allow you to link to images anymore!

Full-text searches on journals! Paid members will get access to powerful search features! Finally, you can find that old post you made, without having to manually search through hundreds of other posts to find it!

Sweeeeeeeet. 🙂

I wanted all of these. *does the happy little scotto dance.

No more bandwidth drain on my home site! Stats (one of my fave-fave things in the world (being a nosey-booger)!!

Text search… I think I wanted most of all. Now I can be more lazy with my memories… and just key in “turd health” or whatever. 🙂

text message from Joel, my Cab driving buddy –

Pilot episode “Broken Bow”, Klingon crashlands on earth & must B returned 2 Qo’nos against the Vulcan’s advice. Joel

Hmm…I wonder if he’ll have a turtle-forehead like the movies, or be smooth like the old series?

Oh, by the Way, My name is Scotto, and I’m a dork.

straight dope – foot binding

I’ve always been intrigued by the ancient custom in China of binding women’s feet. I’ve never seen an actual picture of what they end up looking like but have heard them referred to as “lotus blossoms.” Do they end up looking like a claw or just little tiny feet? Was this an attempt to further control women by crippling them so they couldn’t get away? Jean, via AOL

Continue reading straight dope – foot binding

evil news

Uplifting Story of A Disabled Man Overcoming His Disability
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A jury has recommended a 93-year prison term for a paraplegic who stabbed, robbed and sexually assaulted a woman he tricked into giving him a ride.
Bobby M. Patterson, 37, of Orange County got the 44-year-old woman to pick him up at the Wawa store in Central Park in Fredericksburg on Feb. 17 after telling her he was stranded there, according to court records.
He got the woman to take him to the Locust Grove area, where he pulled a gun and ordered her to pull to the side of the road.
Orange Commonwealth’s Attorney Tim Sanner said the handgun looked like a 9 mm,
but turned out to be a BB gun. He said that had the victim not fought back so fiercely, she might have been killed.
“She was just a good Samaritan who was trying to help somebody out,” Sanner said. “She then had the misfortunate of finding herself in this situation.”

Sheriff Had Man By The Balls
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Castrated Arkansas rapist Wayne DuMond has been linked to a Kansas City murder investigation, authorities say.
While awaiting trial, DuMond was castrated at his home, he said, by masked men.
No one was ever arrested in the attack, but DuMond won a $110,000 court judgment against then-Sheriff Coolidge Conlee of St. Francis County, who kept DuMond’s testicles in a jar on his office desk.

Space Man To Reach For The Stars
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He intends to become the first private astronaut to go into space with his own rocket. Within two years, he hopes to take two passengers into space with him.
Critics are already calling it the “bye, bye, Bennett mission”.
…other rocket experts are worried, not least because the Thunderbird capsule is actually a converted cement mixer, containing sheets of hardboard and a few computer joysticks…

John Bonsor, of Starr, a Scottish rocketry group is puzzled. “I don’t understand what is happening. He has been using cheap rockets, has a mixed bag of success and disaster and has achieved less than many others have working from their garage. It is ridiculous to claim that he leads the field, except in the number of crashes.”
“I’ve come from nothing to being the leading contender in the X-Prize,” counters Bennett.
“Only if he reinvents the laws of physics,” replies Bonsor. “He has absolutely no chance of the X-Prize. Please don’t launch.”

The Beer Defense Fails
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The defendant blamed his crime on his need for beer – but the judge didn’t buy it.
Superior Court Judge Thomas Wynne sentenced Steven G. Childress, 47, to one year in jail for breaking into the Seven Star Texaco store in Lynnwood in April.
Childress had claimed he broke into the convenience store only to slake his thirst for a beer.

Cloning Allergen-Free Cat
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Transgenic Pets, a tiny company in Syracuse, N.Y., says it is developing a genetically engineered cat that won’t cause allergies, a development that could allow millions of people who can’t now do so to keep the animals as pets.

The Ice Cream Man Is Dead!
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Two little boys watched in horror as their local ice cream man, the neighborhood children’s summertime friend, was shot in front of them.
“He was screaming, ‘Mom, the ice cream man is dead, the ice cream man is dead.”

Paula Poundstone update –

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/2000/20010627/lo/843838_1.html

Still no real info, but folks are rallying around her, disagreeing with the charges. I hope very much that the charges are unfounded.

word of the day – peremptory

peremptory puh-REMP-tuh-ree, adjective:

1. Precluding or putting an end to all debate or action.
2. Not allowing contradiction or refusal; absolute; decisive; conclusive; final.
3. Expressive of urgency or command.
4. Offensively self-assured or given to exercising usually unwarranted power; dictatorial; dogmatic.

Peremptory comes from Latin peremptorius, “destructive,” from peremptus, past participle of perimere, “to take thoroughly, to do away with, to destroy; hence, to thwart, to frustrate,” from per-, “thoroughly” + emere, “to take, to obtain.”