looking here – http://www.livejournal.com/stats.bml

Check it out.. lots of neato info.

I notice that gender is a real issue with LJ.

Are males or females more likely to maintain journals?

Male: 60926 (35.4%)
Female: 111246 (64.6%)
Unspecified: 38713

Interesting breakdown by age, too… I’m really in the minority as a male born in 1969.

I wonder if I dare do an age/sex poll… maybe if I keep it in decades, it’ll be all right?

a touch of fiction – for later polish? or disposal. :)

Count Vostok tossed his black cape up elegantly, revealing the dusky gray lining as he spun on his heel and faced the mirror. A portion of cracked, chipped skull was all the reflection he had.

“Curses!” he said. Three centuries old and he still couldn’t remember about mirrors. At the dresser he patted some powder on his neck – reflection or not he knew how uninviting a five o’clock shadow could look on an aging face…and tonight he was hungry. His appetite had faded some over the years, often he took a fresh victim just to keep up appearances. “There is no rest for the wicked,” he thought, then he sighed.

As he was pomading his hair he heard a rap at the door. Night was freshly fallen so he strode over without fear. No one was outside the door; brilliant city lights rainbowed in blurry tears. He reached in his cape for his contacts. His eyes adjusted and as he was about to shut the door, he looked down and saw a baby in a basket.

He carried the baby inside, taking note of the blue blanket. Scratching his silvering head he figured that maybe some city agency had mistaken him for a foster parent and delivered him a child. For sure he didn’t want the burping little beast, baby blood was about as tasty as juice from sour crab apples.

The Count finished his toilet by sweeping his hair back dramatically, then he turned to check on the baby. It was sleeping peacefully, sucking on the bottle of warm blood he’d given it. He decided to go out and then ponder the matter later. Spinning on his heels he became a bat in a flash and flew out the window and off toward the gibbous moon.

In the dew-cool quiet of 3am the Count returned, his long shadow moved by the window as he lit up the candelabra. He’d forgotten about the baby and was planning on a little reading in his tiny library.

A yawning Count Vostok turned to cross the room…what he saw froze him in his tracks. Bloody handprints were smeared across the wall. Tables, lamps and ashtrays were knocked over, and a half-eaten body lay on the hardwood floor. It was the body of a mailman – his mouth was open to scream, but his tongue was torn out. A hole of black and blood was all that was left of his belly and one of his arms was gone.

There was no sign of the baby, but the side door was ajar. Spotting the baby bottle, the Count went over to pick it up. Just then a puppy bounded in the door and dropped a mouthful of intestines on his shoes. The puppy sat at his feet and licked the blood off its paws.

“A wolf pup,” the Count said to himself, then he glanced around the gory room. “Werepuppies do the darnedest things,” he said, wondering what to do about the pooch.

The night amplified the footsteps of someone coming up the street; the pup bounded out the door, followed by the Count. “Heel boy! Heel!” the Count hollered, his voice echoing down the street.

words of the day… fetial & solecism both have a *lot* of bearing on LJ

fetial FEE-shuhl adjective, also fecial

Relating to declarations of war and treaties of peace.

From Latin fetialis, a member of Roman college of priests, who performed the rites in such matters.

solecism SAH-luh-siz-um, noun:

1. A nonstandard usage or grammatical construction; also, a minor blunder in speech.
2. A breach of good manners or etiquette.
3. Any inconsistency, mistake, or impropriety.

Solecism comes from Latin soloecismus, from Greek soloikizein, “to speak incorrectly,” from soloikos, “speaking incorrectly,” literally, “an inhabitant of Soloi,” a city in ancient Cilicia where a dialect regarded as substandard was spoken.

Synonyms: bad grammar, faulty grammar; slip of the pen, slip of the tongue; lapsus linguae; impropriety.

My noggin aches from reading too much of a stupid journal.

It’s far simpler to let fools spout foolishness, and walk away. I swear, if he hadn’t gotten vulgar, I wouldn’t have put so much effort into it. Last LJ drama for me, until the next one.

I’m going to put that future energy to getting back to ‘at least one paragraph of possible fiction a day’. my writing muscles are getting flabby.

I will not succumb to the darkness in my heart.

I will not smite my perceived enemy. Either educate him, or walk away. He’s not worth the blood on my hands, however good it will feel to rend his flesh, and gouge his eyes.

I’m glad he was put in his place by cooler heads than mine.

Up and at ’em!

Morning-time is here once again.

Rough dreams last night… not sure what the rhyme or reason was… What I remember was that it was storming outside, bright lightening and thunder, high winds…I was at a mall, and it was flooding with about ankle deep water on the floor. Not sure if I was supposed to be buying supplies, or what… it was the mall of the dead, and nobody was there.

My poor sweetie is working so hard to catch up with her work that we’ve only been able to chat a bit (as her mind needed to be on her project). I hope that we have an opportunity to gab at some depth soon. Maybe play a little AOK, snuggle, too. ICQ was weird last night…I hope that’s a one-time thing.

So many things to do…time to hop in the shower and then straighten up the house some.

I miss her. It’s only been hours since we’ve talked, but I miss her a lot.

words of the day – louche, casus belli

louche LOOSH, adjective:
Of questionable taste or morality; disreputable or indecent; dubious; shady.

Louche is from French louche, “shady, suspicious,” from Old French losche, “squint-eyed,” from Latin luscus, “one-eyed.”

casus belli KAY-suhs BEL-y, BEL-ee noun, plural casus belli

An action or event that causes or is used to justify starting a war.

From New Latin casus belli, from Latin casus, occasion, belli, genitive of bellum, war.

good morning, here’s some evil news.

The Poke-Bandits
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LAS CRUCES, N.M. — Three children — ages 2, 4 and 6 — were briefly detained by
police after a neighbor saw them throw a bottle through a store’s glass door,
then dart away with packs of Pokemon trading cards, police say.

Being A Transexual Is A Legal Handicap
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A New Jersey appeals court ruling that transsexualism can be considered a
handicap under state law has raised questions — and hackles — over the legal rights
of people who change genders.
“I’m going to start wearing a hula skirt to work because now I know I’m
protected,”

First A Special Haircut, Now A Special Dental Treatment
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The Scottish Prison Service has admitted flying a dentist to the Netherlands to
treat the man convicted of the Lockerbie bombing. The disclosure came days
after it was revealed that the SPS had dispatched a female officer to Camp Zeist to
provide Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi with a haircut.

The UK Has Run Out Of Elastic!!!!
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A church verger in the West Midlands is appealing for women to donate their
knicker elastic to keep the church clock going.
The clock, in the tower of All Saints Church, West Bromwich, stopped last week.
The verger, David Lord, said the clock’s workings relied on a piece of string
and a piece of elastic.

Man Arrested For Overdue Library Book
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His affection for “Green Eggs and Ham” cost an Ann Arbor man $200 and a trip to
the city police department Friday.
The 25-year-old was arrested about 2 p.m. on a warrant from Westland, because
he failed to appear in court July 6 to explain why in three years he hadn’t
returned two children’s books to the William P. Foust Public Library.

I’m Not Drunk, I’m Deaf… and drunk
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When police pulled over Steven Bircoll one night in April, officers thought he
was drunk: He slurred his words, he smelled of booze and he refused to take a
Breathalyzer test, according to reports.
Bircoll has a different explanation: He’s deaf. He didn’t understand what the
Miami-Dade County officers were telling him. He says he thought he agreed to
take the breath test — and the whole thing was a big misunderstanding.

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