jackhammer reflects on times past.
Monthly Archives: December 2000
From the bogs of Creek’s Run Hollow, Arkansas
Meanwhile, in Somntropolis…..
Who can save us from this freakish froggy remnant? What manner of being is powerful enough, to stop this radioactive, twinkie-eating menace?
Chicken McNoggin? 
No, he’s bogged down in court litigation with Ronald McDonald (not pictured)
Darktrain? No… perhaps if it was Moonpies & Mountain Dew that was in trouble… the vast piles of glowing fish bones didn’t eve slow it down. Run, DT! We’ll hide in the bomb shelter, while….
HUNGRYBABY*
comes to the rescue!!
AWK!! THANK YOU HUNGRYBABY!
Hungrybaby no wongo wongo!!! Moki cheesa crispa froggy? Ye kallia tuka … Maaki cheezay. Shoodah! Hungrybaby eats devastating twinkie frog-a spoonful at a time, thanks to faithful sidekick, darktrain.
Scotto wonders why the mayor’s office was filled with children. A strange panel of advisors. I use children only for medical experiments and food. [mayor helpfully labeled in top panel by his desk nameplate ] Also, the city’s stockpiling treats? Fix a pothole. Build a parking garage where I can take a lady without her choking to death on exhaust. The community doesn’t want any damn room full of Twinkies.
*thank you to meemee, and lonesomedwarf for first showing me hungrybaby!
My favorite nazi…
I saw this….
not sure if I like awards for ‘biggest twit’ but the others are nice….LJ awards.
Protected:
wow.
played more AOK tonight with sweetalyssm… she really knows her stuff there!
learned about resource management, and what to do, and what not to do too early in the game, actually put up a good fight. I like the franks. surprisingly.
she gets a big vase of orange roses for all of her most excellent teachings. 🙂
“It’s not my ear you whispered into, but my heart. It’s not my lips that you kissed, but my soul.” -Anonymous
*sigh*
That guy anonymous knew what he was talking about.
“Hopeless romantics are only hopeless in the eyes of those who don’t believe in romance.” -Anonymous
a thing I did as a college student.
I got completely blank postcards identical on both sides and requiring a stamp as they were not postage paid. I put the same message on both sides that said:
“You have recieved the notorious Postmaster’s Choice. On the opposite side of this card is an identical message addressed to someone else. This message got to you because whoever sorted the mail either saw the side with your address first or thought you would be a more worthy recipient for some unknown reason. There really isn’t any logic to this. The postcard may have just as well been thrown out as undeliverable, but it wasn’t.
Random chance has given you something. At the least it is something amusing to tell friends and neighbors. At most it could show you the beauty of chaos so that you may submit to it and in turn control it.
Sincerely,
Scooter.”
I miss sigmund and the sea monster.
Pearl Harbor
On this day in 1941 Pearl Harbor, Hawaii was attacked by the Japanese at dawn. America was drawn into World War II with the surprise attack at 7:55 am, local time. Launched from six carriers, the 423 Japanese aircraft inflicted enormous damage against the U.S. Pacific Fleet, destroying several warships at their moorings and 188 aircraft on the ground.
In an attempt to stop a few posts before they start, I looked into a few sites about ‘fact or fiction’ regarding the event. Myths of Pearl Harbor has a few insights that are backed up by some research.
oh, dang. now they’ll never lose a game!
I think meadowlark lemon was still better at halfcourt.
OJ continues to be OJ… welcome to south florida!
compliment of the night…
“Vous rendez toujours me le sentir chaud.”
*sigh*
cara mia. 🙂
cannibal, the musical.
Let’s build a snowman!
We can make him our best friend.
We can name him Tom or we can name him George!
We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall.
Snowman!
He’ll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view.
If you build me a snowman, then I’ll build one for you.
and also –
Shpadoinkle Day!
The Sky is blue and all the leaves are green, The sun’s as warm as a baked potato.
I’m sure you know precisely what I mean, When I say it’s a shpadoinkle day.
And as I ride with my girl,
She’s my best friend in the whole world!
We move along, set our goals high,
With eyes full of hope as we aim for the…
Sky is blue and all the leaves are green,
My heart’s as full as a baked potato.
I think I know precisely what I mean,
When I say it’s a shpadoinkle day!
When I say it’s a happy-go-moinkaly-lucky-Shpadoinkle-ly_dayyyyyy