Movin’ right a long…

Scotto and a monkey were sitting on a rail.
The only difference I could see, the monkey had a tail.

There once was a boy from Peru
whose limericks stopped at line two.

There once was a man from Verdun.

Too late for the bus!

D’oh. Ah well, I can luxuriate and yellow cab it (see above)… maybe grab a bite on the way. I’ll be back late tonight.

I’m going to leave Newtcam on, if anyone wants to peek in and see him napping.

I’m Kurt Wagner
What X-Men Character are You?
Mein Gott! You are Kurt Wagner, the fuzzy blue elf with that adorable accent. Sure, you may look like a demon, but you’ve got a heart of gold and are always looking to make others happy, even if it means playing all sorts of devilish tricks on them. You have a soft spot for the ladies and tend to be a bit of a ladies’ elf. Quite the charmer,nein?

I suspect it’s only because Beast wasn’t a possibility. (I’ve got big ol’ hands and feet, don’t ya know)