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When Furries Go Bad

A 25-year-old man was jailed Tuesday afternoon after he allegedly handcuffed himself to a railing at Fox River Mall — while he was nude.

Grand Chute police said the man was cuffed to a railing in the upper mezzanine when they were called about 12:15 p.m.

Police said he was wearing only leg warmers, a wig, slippers and a “tiger-striped hat with ears” when they arrived.

I feel good… valentine’s day in mah belly. 🙂 hee hee hee….

*does a little dance*