easter egg

Open Excel 2000. Under File menu choose “Save As Web Page” option. Click on Publish button and check “Add interactivity with” box. Press Publish button. Internet Explorer will load our HTML page with Excel table in the middle of the page. Scroll to row 2000 and column WC. Select row 2000 and press Tab key to make WC active column. Hold down Shift+Crtl+Alt key combination and click Office logo in the upper-left. Now you are ready to play the game that looks like spy hunter. Use arrow keys to drive, space to fire, H to turn on headlights.


testing vb script in lj. Apparently it, too doesn’t work, either. in the same league as java and flash. poop.





dreams of my sweetheart and I, sex, and giant ants in the old west

Giant Ants!dream keywords
my sweetheart
friendly giant ants
old west
purple kimono
mule skins
angry townsfolk
wedding
cave-warmth, blanket sharing
tattered clothes/ perfect comfort

just fragments.. not sure how/if they go together.

All about Giant Ants (the scary, human-non-friendly kind): Us and Them!

And, if you want some scientific perspective on the movie, check out what Stephen Jay Gould has to say about the physical impossibility of Them!

I Only Have Eyes For You

My love must be a kind of blind love
I can’t see anyone but you

Are the stars out tonight?
I don’t know if it’s cloudy or bright
I only have eyes for you, dear

The moon may be high
But I can’t see a thing in the sky
‘Cause I only have eyes for you

I don’t know if we’re in a garden
Or on a crowded avenue

You are here, so am I
Maybe millions of people go by
But they all disappear from view
And I only have eyes for you

The moon may be high
But I can’t see a thing in the sky
‘Cause I only have eyes for you

You are here, so am I
Maybe millions of people go by
But they all disappear from view

I don’t know if we’re in a garden
Or on a crowded avenue

You are here, so am I
Maybe millions of people go by
But they all disappear from view
And I only have eyes for you

Twenty-Eight

Fun facts about the number 28:

– 28 is a perfect number.

– 28 is the atomic number of Nickel

A baby at 28 weeks eye lashes are developing, as subcutaneous fat is deposited. If it’s a baby boy, his testes will probably begin descending. It’s about 13.8 inches long (35 cm) and weighs about 2 pounds 4 ounces (1 kilogram)!

– There are 28 digits in one cubit. cubit

– It takes the Moon a little less than 28 Earth days to orbit around the Earth. The lunar day is also a little less than 28 Earth days.

– A 28-sided polygon is called an icosikaioctagon.

– February usually has 28 days, and so does the average female menstrual cycle.

– 28 is a triangle number.

– The string 28 was found at position 33 counting from the first digit after the decimal point in pi.

– XXVIII, 11100, 34, and 1C are all different ways of expressing the number 28.

– Some cod can produce as many as 28 million eggs.

– Our solar system is about 28,000 light years from the Galactic Center

– The primitive marine mollusk the Nautilus has a coiled shell up to 28 cm in diameter, just like its ancestors 450 million years ago.

– Arcturus is the fourth brightest star in the sky and is 28 times larger than the sun.

– There are usually 28 tiles in a dominoes set.

– The color corresponding to the hexadecimal value of #282828 is          . The color corresponding to the hexadecimal value of #1C1C1C (hex for RGB values of 28,28,28) is          .

– Most importantly, a beautiful, illuminating,talented,sensual,real geek woman is 28 years old on October 14th, 2001. Hubba Hubba.

Happy Birthday, !!! xoxoxo

What ‘Luxury’ Means To Me

has a great list of luxuries here.

I’m a-stealin’ the idea.

Hearing rain on the window, laying in bed
Rubbing Newton with my feet while programming
Clean Sheets right out of the dryer before bed
Learning something new
Teaching Something new
Cool Crisp Sheets on a warm night
Home-made Toll-house cookies
Watching Cartoons on Saturday Morning
Waking in Camp, at dawn, dew on the tent
Backrubs
Butterfly Kisses
Having my hand held by someone who cares, or wants support
Ghost Stories around a flashlight or campfire
Sharing a unique experiance
Deep Belly Laughs
Being a pillow
Hot *HOT* showers
Intelligent Debate / Conversations
Carnivals
Playing with kids
TreeHouses
Eskimo Kisses
Fishing off the pier (with or without fishing line)
Cooperative Storytelling
Chasing Newt all over the house
Fog

Shaking off the sleepies.

Wakey Wakey! *grunt* *scratch* Late to bed, Late to rise…

Well, I was up pretty late last night, polishing off a programming project, and doing a little futzing around. Reworking my home network, cleaning house, and generally puttering.

I need to dash off to the store and post office. (Get Newt and myself more groceries, and mail a bag of switches to tomorrow’s birthday girl. it’ll get there a little late, but preemptive gifties have made it there a week in advance, so it’ll balance out.)

Going to see Paul, Kevin, Brad, Bheesham and Marjo briefly today, so I’d better get moving.

Be back later, Journal.

*hungry for Asahi Dashi Tofu and Vegetable Tempura*

Anyone want to take me out to dinner?